The Great Houston's Caper: A Quest for the Elusive Restaurant Count
Ah, Houston's. A haven for expense accounts, double-cut steaks, and that bread basket that seems bottomless (or is it just me?). But for all its deliciousness, there's one mystery that plagues Houston's enthusiasts like a rogue crouton in the Caesar salad: exactly how many locations are there?
Conspiracy Theories and Garlic Fries
Some folks swear there's a secret society guarding this information. Maybe they meet in dimly lit back booths, sharing intel over plates of garlic fries and whispering the location count like cult leaders. Perhaps they wear fedoras and trench coats, their pockets overflowing with discount coupons for calamari. One thing's for sure, the suspense is enough to make your perfectly medium-rare steak taste a little less juicy.
Hillstone Restaurant Group: The Plot Thickens
Here's where things get a little murky. Houston's is owned by the Hillstone Restaurant Group, a fancy conglomerate with a penchant for upscale dining. Hillstone proudly boasts around 44 locations scattered across the US, but how many of those are actually branded as "Houston's"? Is it a Schrödinger's Restaurant situation, existing as both Houston's and not-Houston's at the same time?
The Undercover Investigation (Armed with a Spork)
Fear not, my fellow Houston's hunters! We may not have trench coats, but we do have the internet (and a serious hankering for those legendary onion rings). A quick online search reveals...nada. The number of specifically branded Houston's restaurants remains frustratingly elusive. Is this some elaborate marketing ploy? A test of our dedication to their jumbo shrimp cocktail?
The Plot Twist (It's Not What You Think)
Okay, so we may not have cracked the code on the exact number of Houston's locations. But here's the good news: your quest for a fantastic meal isn't over! Those 44 Hillstone Restaurant Group locations might not all be Houston's, but chances are you'll find a menu with all your favorites (and maybe even a few new ones to love). So grab your spork, dust off your detective skills, and head out on your own Houston's adventure. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden location and become a legend yourself (complete with a lifetime supply of complimentary bread).
