So You Wanna Be a San Andreas Master? How Many Missions You Gotta Bust?
Ah, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. A sprawling open world, questionable fashion choices, and enough missions to make your thumbs sore. But before you dive headfirst into a life of crime (virtually, of course), you might be wondering: just how much criminal masterminding are we talking here?
The Big Answer: Buckle Up, It's a Bumpy Ride
There are a whopping 101 missions in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, not including the opening cutscene (which, let's be honest, is basically a mission in itself). That's a lot of running, shooting, driving (really fast driving), and yelling obscenities at pedestrians.
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But Wait, There's More! (Because Seriously, There Is)
Here's the thing: 101 missions is just the story mode. San Andreas throws a whole lot of extra stuff your way to keep you entertained, like:
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- Side missions: These can range from racing pigeons (don't ask) to pimping out your ride.
- Rampages: Because who doesn't love a good old-fashioned rampage with a tank?
- Hidden packages: There are 100 of these scattered around the map, just waiting to be collected and reward you with... mysterious things? Honestly, we play for the chaos, not the loot.
So, How Long Will It Take to Be a GTA San Andreas Gangster Mastermind?
That depends on how much time you spend getting distracted by all the shiny things (like those darn UFOs). But if you focus solely on the story missions, you're looking at around 30-40 hours of gameplay.
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But Here's the Real Challenge:
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Resisting the urge to steal a car and go for a joyride every five minutes. We've all been there, Carl "CJ" Johnson. We've all been there.
FAQ: Become a San Andreas Pro in 5 Easy Steps (Maybe)
- How to tackle those 101 missions? Take it one gang war at a time. Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither is your street cred.
- How to avoid getting sidetracked? Easy, just say no... to everything. Except maybe the flying car cheat code. That one's a classic.
- How to deal with all the driving? Invest in a comfortable controller. Your thumbs will thank you.
- How to win at rampages? Bigger is always better. Especially when it comes to your chosen vehicle of destruction.
- How to find all those hidden packages? The internet is your friend, my friend. There are plenty of guides out there to help you with this scavenger hunt.
So there you have it. Now you're armed with the knowledge (and hopefully the patience) to conquer the criminal underworld of San Andreas. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility... to not run over too many innocent bystanders.
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