Florida: Sunburn Capital of Atlantis? Not Quite Yet, But Here's the Lowdown (and the High Tide)
Ever heard that Florida is slowly sinking into the ocean? Fear not, fans of theme parks and questionable spring break tans! While climate change is a serious issue, Florida's fate isn't sealed with a giant rubber stamp that says "Future Ocean Floor."
Don't Pack Your Snorkel...Yet
Sea levels are definitely on the rise, thanks in part to our ever-growing love affair with fossil fuels. This means some low-lying coastal areas might start sporting a more permanent ocean view earlier than others. Think of it as beachfront property with a very hands-on approach from the Atlantic.
But here's the good news: Scientists predict the lower third of Florida might be underwater by 2100. That's like, a really long time from now. You'll probably need a super cool flying car (because, duh, the roads will be flooded) to visit your great-great-great-great grandkids who live in what used to be Miami Beach.
So When Should I REALLY Start Worrying About My Beach Towel Getting Wet?
Here's the not-so-rosy part: Even if Florida isn't Atlantis 2.0 by next summer, we can still expect some flooding fun much sooner. We're talking more frequent storm surges and king tides that might leave your beachfront property looking more like a moat. Think of it as a natural bidet...except, way less pleasant.
The key takeaway? Florida's not disappearing overnight. But climate change is a real issue, and its effects will be felt.
How to Prepare for a Future with More Floaty Bits?
Here are some quick tips for a Florida that might have slightly more water lying around:
- Become BFFs with a sandbag company. They'll be your new best friends when it comes to keeping the rising tide at bay (or at least out of your living room).
- Invest in a waterproof fanny pack. Because who wants a soggy phone when you're wading through your neighborhood to get to work?
- Learn to kayak. You never know when your commute might involve a scenic paddle through what used to be Main Street.
How To...
- How to prepare your home for flooding? Check out the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) website for tips on floodproofing your home.
- How to stay informed about rising sea levels? Follow reputable climate science organizations and your local news for updates.
- How to get involved in climate action? There are many organizations working to address climate change. Find one that resonates with you and get involved!
- How to waterproof my valuables? There are a variety of waterproof containers and cases available to keep your precious belongings safe from the elements.
- How to find a good sandbag company? A quick internet search should do the trick! Just be sure to choose a reputable company with good reviews.
