The Great Buckeye Exodus: Where Have All the Scarlet and Gray Gone?
Buckeye Nation, buckle up! It's that time of year again where the winds of change whisper through the Horseshoe, and by change, we mean a whole lotta players are peacin' out. But fear not, my fellow fans, for this isn't a eulogy, it's a hilarious headcount (well, maybe not hilarious, but definitely interesting).
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So, Who Decided to Take a Permanent Vacation from The Shoe?
Let's break it down. Remember the Cotton Bowl drubbing by Missouri? Yeah, that wasn't exactly a morale booster. Here's a rundown of the Buckeyes who decided to skip that game and focus on the bright lights of the NFL:
Offensive Powerhouse Brigade: Quarterback Kyle McCord, running backs Chip Trayanum and Evan Pryor, and wide receivers Marvin Harrison Jr. (that Heisman hopeful, you know?), Julian Fleming – basically, half the offense took a hike.
Defense Dudes Who Ditched: Linebacker Reid Carrico, defensive backs Kye Stokes and Cameron Martinez, cornerbacks Jyaire Brown and Ryan Turner, and defensive end Omari Abor all said, "Thanks, but no thanks," to that Missouri matchup.
The Unsung Heroes: Offensive linemen Jakob James and Vic Cutler also decided their talents were better suited elsewhere.
Wait, that's a lot of players! Don't worry, the Buckeyes still have a roster. It might be a little threadbare in some spots, but hey, maybe this is a chance for some fresh faces to shine.
Tip: Revisit this page tomorrow to reinforce memory.
But Seriously, Folks, Why So Many?
There are a few reasons. The NFL Draft is a siren song for talented players, and with a year of eligibility left, some guys just decide to go pro and get that sweet, sweet NFL money. Plus, let's be honest, that Cotton Bowl wasn't exactly a championship rematch.
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FAQ: How to Deal with the Buckeye Blues
Feeling a little down about the missing Buckeyes? Here are some quick tips:
QuickTip: Skim the ending to preview key takeaways.
How to channel your inner cheerleader? Easy! Stock up on scarlet and gray, rewatch highlights from last season's wins, and get hyped for the new guys!
How to avoid social media meltdowns? Just remember, this happens every year. Some players leave, some stay, and the Buckeyes always find a way. Trust the system!
QuickTip: Pause to connect ideas in your mind.
How to find out who the new stars are? Keep an eye on fall camp reports and don't miss that first game! The future is bright, my friend.
How to deal with know-it-all Michigan fans? The best defense is a good offense. Learn some key stats about the new Buckeyes and hit those Wolverines with a knowledge bomb!
Tip: Don’t just glance — focus.
How to (not really) replace the emotional void left by these players? We recommend getting a puppy. They provide unconditional love and won't complain about a lack of passing touchdowns.
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