The Great Old Chicago Census: A Quest for Deep Dish and Determination
Ah, Old Chicago. A haven for hopheads, a paradise for pizzaholics, and a place where crusts come in two thicknesses: life-changing and life-affirming. But with a name like "Old Chicago," you might wonder: just how many Old Chicagos are there, scattered across the land?
Fear not, fellow carb connoisseurs! We've embarked on a top-secret mission (well, not that secret, considering we're broadcasting it on the internet) to determine the exact number of Old Chicagos gracing this glorious planet.
Franchise Frenzy: Cracking the Code
First, let's dispel some myths. Old Chicago isn't some hidden speakeasy, operating out of a basement in, well, Chicago. It's a full-fledged restaurant chain, which means multiple locations! But how many? Here's where things get interesting.
We did some recon (read: shameless internet stalking) and discovered two key players:
- CraftWorks Restaurants & Breweries: These guys own and operate a cool 60 Old Chicago restaurants. Think of them as the generals of the Old Chicago army.
- Franchise Freedom Fighters: Turns out, there's a squad of independent franchisees out there, bravely flying the Old Chicago flag. Their exact numbers are a bit more hush-hush, but we've got intel suggesting there are around 36 of these renegade restaurants.
Do the math (or grab a napkin and scribble furiously): that puts us at a grand total of… 96 Old Chicagos!
But Wait, There's More! (Because There Always Is With Pizza)
Now, hold on to your hats (or your pizza slices, whichever you prefer). This is just the tip of the iceberg. You see, the world of Old Chicago is a labyrinthine one. There have been closures, relocations, and whispers of ghost kitchens haunting the internet (a ghost kitchen is basically a restaurant that only does takeout and delivery).
So, the final number? It's a moving target, folks. But hey, that just adds to the allure of the hunt, right? Consider yourself a pioneer, a brave explorer on the path to Old Chicago enlightenment.
Here's your mission, should you choose to accept it:
- The next time you're craving a deep dish masterpiece, fire up your phone and investigate! Is your local Old Chicago a corporate soldier or a franchise freedom fighter?
- Share your findings on social media! Tag Old Chicago and unleash the Great Old Chicago Census upon the world!
Remember, with great pizza comes great responsibility. Together, we can unravel the mysteries of Old Chicago and ensure a future where everyone has access to a good pint and a slice that'll redefine your relationship with carbohydrates.
