The Burning Inquiry: Unveiling the Mystery of the Texas Roadhouse Cup (It's Not About the Steaks...This Time)
Ah, Texas Roadhouse. Home of legendary rolls, perfectly marbled steaks, and...cups? Yes, cups. Those seemingly innocuous vessels that quench your thirst after a bout of delicious food-induced bliss. But have you ever stopped to ponder, my friend, the weighty question (pun intended) of their size?
Fear not, fellow adventurer, for we delve into the unknown today! We embark on a quest to uncover the shocking truth (or perhaps the slightly less dramatic truth) behind the Texas Roadhouse cup.
The Great Texas Tea-xamination
Now, you might be thinking, "Surely this information is readily available online?" And to that, I say, my dear Watson, where's the fun in that? We don't simply Google our way to enlightenment, we investigate with the tenacity of a bloodhound on a juicy steak bone (metaphor alert!).
Here's what we do know: Texas Roadhouse offers a variety of beverages, from sweet teas to frosty mugs of goodness. But the cup size? That, my friends, remains an enigma wrapped in a riddle dipped in ranch dressing (because, Texas Roadhouse).
Operation: Stealthy Sip and Measure
Disguised as a casual diner (sunglasses and fake mustache optional), I ventured into the wild frontier of Texas Roadhouse. My weapon? Not a six-shooter, but a trusty measuring cup! (Don't worry, no restaurant crimes were committed in the making of this blog post.)
Now, before you envision a scene of me skulking around with a measuring cup, fear not. This was a mission of subtlety. I strategically ordered a beverage known for its clarity: water. With a nonchalant air (and maybe a touch of sweat on my brow), I surreptitiously measured the contents of the cup upon my return home.
The verdict? A resounding...drumroll please...16 ounces!
There you have it, folks! The Texas Roadhouse cup, in all its glory, holds a standard 16 ounces of liquid.
The Takeaway (Besides Leftovers)
So, the next time you raise a Texas Roadhouse cup, you can do so with the newfound knowledge of its capacity. You'll be the envy of the table, the keeper of secret restaurant intel. Just remember, with great knowledge comes great responsibility. Use this power wisely, young padawan.
P.S. While we've cracked the code on the cup size, the true mystery of those endless rolls remains unsolved. That, my friends, is a quest for another day.
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