The Dallas Cowboys' Postseason Procession: A March of Merriment... Mostly
Ah, the Dallas Cowboys. America's Team, they call them. A franchise dripping with glitz, glamour, and... well, a whole lot of history since their last Super Bowl win in 1995. But hey, at least they make the playoffs sometimes, right? Right? This begs the question:
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How Many Playoff Games Have the Cowboys Won Since 1996? Let's Grab the Abacus, Shall We?
Here's the thing, folks. Counting Dallas' playoff wins since 1996 is an exercise that'll leave you needing a nap, a strong cup of coffee, and maybe a therapist specializing in sports trauma. We're not talking about a record-breaking win streak here. We're talking about a number you can count on one hand, with a couple of fingers left over for existential dread.
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A Rundown of Their Recent Playoff Appearances: More Misses Than a Blindfolded Archer
Since 1996, the Cowboys have waltzed into the playoffs a respectable eight times. Respectful, that is, until you look at their win-loss record. It's a gut-wrenching 5-13. That's right, folks, more losses than a toddler throwing a tantrum in a toy store.
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Here's a glimpse into their recent playoff history, just for kicks (and maybe some tears):
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- 2021: A heartbreaking loss to the San Francisco 49ers in the Wild Card round. Cue the Dak Prescott injury montage.
- 2018: A glimmer of hope with a win over the Seattle Seahawks, quickly dashed by a loss to the Los Angeles Rams. Moral of the story? Sometimes a glimmer is just a reflection of your own disappointment.
- 2014: Remember the Dez Bryant "catch" that wasn't? Yeah, that was the year. The wound is still fresh, folks.
But Hey, There Have Been Bright Spots! (Sort Of)
Okay, okay, so their playoff success since the 90s has been... underwhelming. But let's not be Debbie Downers here. They did win five games! Five! High fives all around... maybe.
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The Takeaway: The Jury's Still Out on Dallas' Postseason Prowess
So, how many playoff games have the Cowboys won since 1996? A measly five. Will they conquer the postseason anytime soon? Only time, and a whole lot of luck, will tell. But one thing's for sure, being a Dallas Cowboys fan in the playoffs is a rollercoaster ride filled with more dips than a bag of Funyuns.
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