Washington's QB Carousel: A Never-Ending Ride Since 2000
Ah, Washington Football fans. You know you love a team that keeps things interesting. Especially at the most crucial position on the field: quarterback. Buckle up, because we're taking a hilarious (and slightly tearful) dive into the revolving door that's been Washington's QB situation since the turn of the millennium.
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More QBs Than Nicknames, We Swear
Seriously, has this team had more quarterbacks or nicknames? Redskins, Football Team, Commanders... the list goes on, and it seems there's a new QB to learn every time the name changes! We're pretty sure they have a "Welcome Aboard, New Quarterback" pamphlet at FedEx Field that's already worn thin from overuse.
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By our best count, there have been a whopping 27 different QBs taking snaps for Washington since 2000. That's more quarterbacks than some fans have had hot dogs at games!
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A Rogues' Gallery of Gunslingers (and some not-so-gunslingers)
This list of QBs is a wild ride, folks. We've had legends like Mark Brunell, who, while past his prime, brought a certain je ne sais quoi. We've had fan favorites like Donovan McNabb, whose scrambling prowess and infectious energy had us glued to the edge of our seats (even if it sometimes led to questionable decisions).
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Then there were the... well, let's just say memorable ones. Remember Jason Campbell's glorious left-handed spiral that sometimes defied the laws of physics? How about Rex Grossman's cannon arm that occasionally resulted in interceptions that could be seen from space? These guys, bless their hearts, definitely provided entertainment value.
Note: Skipping ahead? Don’t miss the middle sections.
The Search for the Chosen One Continues
Fast forward to today, and Washington's QB situation is still a bit of a mystery. Will Taylor Heinicke be the answer? Maybe they'll draft a rookie phenom. Or perhaps they'll unearth another veteran looking for a second chance. One thing's for sure, Washington fans are ready to get behind a QB they can believe in, a QB who can finally break the cycle.
How to Survive Washington's QB Carousel: A 5-Step Guide
Alright, you brave souls who root for the Washington Commanders, here's a handy guide to surviving the never-ending carousel at QB:
- Lower Your Expectations: This one's crucial. Don't go in expecting a Hall of Famer every year.
- Embrace the Chaos: Think of it like watching a reality show - there will be drama, there will be surprises, and there will be plenty of meme-worthy moments.
- Find the Humor: Because sometimes, you gotta laugh to keep from crying.
- Stock Up on Jerseys (with Velcro Names): This way, you can easily adapt to the ever-changing QB landscape.
- Never Lose Faith: Deep down, we all know Washington has the potential for greatness. Here's to hoping they find their franchise QB soon!
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