The Great Florida State Ranked-Team Roundup of 2023: Did They Dodge Bullets or Feast on Giants?
Ah, the 2023 Florida State Seminoles. A team that rose from the ashes (or maybe just Tallahassee's sweltering heat) to become a force to be reckoned with. But how many ranked opponents did they actually face on their road to (almost) glory? Buckle up, college football fans, because we're about to dive into a stat-tastic extravaganza (with a healthy dose of humor, of course).
Ranked Rivals: Separating Fact from Fan Fiction
Let's be honest, some teams pad their schedules with cupcakes disguised as football teams. But the 'Noles of 2023? Not so much. They definitely faced their fair share of ranked foes. Here's the skinny:
- Week 1: Bam! Florida State kicked things off with a bang, taking down a ranked LSU Tigers squad. We're talking roar vs. Seminole war chant, folks. Talk about a statement win!
- Week ??? (We kinda lost track): Buckle up for a plot twist! Their star quarterback, the legendary (and hopefully not too legendary for other teams) Jordan Travis, got sidelined with an injury. Talk about a gut punch.
- The Rest of the Season: Here's where it gets interesting. Despite the loss of Travis, the Seminoles held their own. They defeated a couple more ranked teams along the way, including Duke (who knew they had fangs?)
So, the big reveal? How many ranked teams did Florida State play in 2023? We're not gonna make you wait any longer. The answer is... drumroll please They faced at least two ranked opponents. Not too shabby, considering the mid-season shakeup.
Did They Dodge Bullets or Get Swatted by Flies?
Now, here's the fun part. Some folks might say Florida State dodged a bullet with Travis' injury, avoiding games against even tougher ranked teams. Others might argue they swatted away some lesser-ranked flies and didn't get to feast on the real giants.
The truth, like most things in life, is probably somewhere in between. Regardless, the 'Noles had a heck of a season, proving they can hang with the big boys.
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to celebrate a near-perfect season with a slightly-less-than-perfect ending? Easy! Fire up the grill, blast some Seminole fight songs, and remember – there's always next year!
How to convince your friends that Florida State would have won the championship with a healthy Travis? Well, that's a conversation for another day. But feel free to dust off those "shoulda, woulda, coulda" arguments.
How to deal with Clemson fans who are still salty? Here's a helpful tip: tissues are readily available at most grocery stores.
How to avoid getting bitten by mosquitos in Tallahassee? Long sleeves, friends. Long sleeves.
How to get ready for the 2024 Florida State season? Stock up on garnet and gold, and start practicing your Seminole war chant – it's gonna be a good one!
