The Great New York Rat Census: Are We Outnumbered Yet?
Ah, New York City. The Big Apple, the city that never sleeps, and the undisputed champion of...well, let's just say it isn't pigeons. No, New York has a different kind of furry friend, one that finds a slice of pizza just as appealing as we do. I'm talking, of course, about the venerable (or maybe verminous) rat.
But just how many of these little guys are scurrying around the subways and parks? That, my friends, is a question that has baffled scientists and terrified tourists for decades.
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Urban Myth or Urban Multitude?
For years, the answer has been shrouded in mystery. The legend goes that there are five rats for every New Yorker. Five! Can you imagine a rush hour commute with that many extra sets of beady eyes watching you? Shudder.
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Thankfully, a recent study** (by people braver than I)** shed some light on this. They came up with a number that, while not quite as apocalyptic as the five-to-one myth, is still pretty darn impressive: approximately 3 million rats.
3 MILLION. That's like a whole other borough, entirely made of pizza-loving rodents.
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So, Does This Mean We're Doomed?
Relax, folks. While 3 million is a lot of rats, it's important to remember a few things:
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- They're not evenly distributed. Some neighborhoods are rattier than others (sorry, SoHo).
- We're a pretty big city. With 8.5 million people, there's still plenty of space to go around (as long as you don't mind sharing your bagel).
- They're kind of good at keeping other pests in check. Yeah, I know, that's a hard pill to swallow, but it's true.
FAQ: How to Deal with the New York Rat Renaissance
Alright, alright, so maybe you're not exactly thrilled about sharing your city with millions of tiny roommates. Here are a few tips for keeping the peace:
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How to Avoid Attracting Rats:
- Don't leave food scraps around. This is rule number one.
- Keep your garbage cans sealed tight. Because a buffet for one is a feast for a million.
- Compost food scraps responsibly. There's a difference between composting and creating a rat haven.
How to Spot a Rat Infestation:
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- Droppings: These little brown pellets are a dead giveaway (pun intended).
- Gnaw marks: Rats love to chew on anything and everything.
- Runways: If you see trails worn into the ground or behind furniture, you might have unwelcome guests.
How to Get Rid of Rats:
- Set traps: The classic solution, but be humane, okay?
- Call an exterminator: For a more professional approach.
- Adopt a cat: Nature's way of pest control (but only if you can handle the litter box).
There you have it! A (mostly) comprehensive guide to the New York rat situation. Remember, these little guys are just trying to make it in the big city, same as us. As long as we all respect each other's space (and maybe avoid late-night hot dog stands), we can coexist peacefully.
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