The Great Chicago Room Count: How Much Space Does The Donald Need?
Ah, the Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago. A gleaming skyscraper that stabs majestically at the Windy City skyline, or an overpriced monument to comb-overs, depending on your political persuasion. But one thing's for sure: it's a big building. Like, really big. And that begs the question: just how many rooms are we talking about here?
Floors Upon Floors of...Stuff?
Now, you might think counting rooms in a skyscraper is a simple task. One, two, three...easy peasy. But the Trump Tower Chicago is like a real estate lasagna. We've got:
- The Hotel - This fancy joint occupies floors 14 to 27, boasting 339 luxurious (air quotes optional) guest rooms. That's enough space to house a small army of dignitaries...or perhaps a very enthusiastic fan club.
- The Condo Chaos - Let's just say there's a whole lotta living going on above the hotel. Floors 28 to 89 are dedicated to residential bliss, with a mix of studios, one-to-four bedroom apartments, and even five-bedroom penthouses. Imagine all the interior decorating debates!
- The Rest: Don't forget the retail space, parking garage, and who knows what other hidden chambers this behemoth might hold. Maybe a secret putting green? A cloning facility? (Okay, maybe not that last one.)
So, Exactly How Many Rooms Are We Talking About?
Here's the thing: pinning down an exact number is trickier than finding a decent tie in the Trump family closet. Those residential condos? They're individually owned, so the number can fluctuate. But hey, let's do some quick math (scary, I know). We know there are 339 hotel rooms, and let's assume there are at least 100 condos (that's probably a low estimate). That puts us at over 400 rooms. But wait, there's more! Don't forget the lobby, meeting spaces, that swanky spa...
Look, let's just say there are enough rooms in Trump Tower Chicago to get hopelessly lost in.
The Big Takeaway? It's Big
So, the next time you find yourself gazing up at the Trump Tower, remember: it's a mystery wrapped in an enigma, with a whole lot of rooms underneath. Maybe it's a testament to luxury living, or maybe it's just a reminder that some people like things...bigly. Just don't get me started on the gold plating. Now that's a whole other story.
