Windy City Weekend: More Bullets Than Hot Dogs?
Ah, Chicago. City of broad shoulders, deep dish pizza, and...well, a weekend shooting spree that might make even Al Capone raise an eyebrow. Look, we all know Chicago has its...issues. But this weekend? Let's just say the Second Amendment was getting a real workout.
So, how many unfortunate souls got caught in the crossfire? Numbers are still being tallied, but prepare yourselves for a statistic that could double as a punch to the gut. Here's what we know so far:
- More lead than a first-grader's backpack: News outlets are reporting anywhere from 6 to 10 people were killed, and let's not forget the dozens more wounded. Ouch.
- Weekend warriors with a bang: These shootings weren't confined to dark alleyways. Nope, they were scattered all over the city, like a twisted confetti parade of gunfire.
- From posh to parkway: Apparently, no neighborhood was immune. Luxury districts like Gold Coast weren't spared, and the South and West sides, well, let's just say they continue to bear the brunt of the violence.
Look, nobody wants to be Debbie Downer, but come on, Chicago! We get it, the city has a certain...je ne sais quoi when it comes to gang activity. But this? This feels a bit excessive, even for us.
On the bright side... at least the hot dog vendors probably did gangbuster business this weekend. Gotta stay positive, right?
Seriously though, these shootings are a major bummer. Here's to hoping the Windy City can find some peace and quiet soon. Maybe a city-wide game of charades? Anything to channel that inner gangster into something a little less, you know, shooty.
