How Many South Africans Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb in Houston? (Actually, a More Pressing Question is: How Many Live There?)
Howdy, partners! Ever wondered how many South Africans are kicking up dust (or should we say, perfecting their Texan drawls?) in the great city of Houston? Well, buckle up, because this here investigation is about to get more exciting than a cheetah chase through the Serengeti... well, maybe not that exciting, but definitely more interesting than a lukewarm bowl of grits.
The Great Texan Census Caper: Where'd all the Braai Masters Go?
Now, you might think there'd be a headcount readily available, a nice, neat number embossed on a golden plaque at Houston's city hall. But truth be told, pinpointing the exact number is trickier than wrangling a wilderbeest with your bare hands (although, that's a story for another time). The U.S. Census gives a general idea of folks from the "Land of the Rainbow Nation," lumping them in with the broader "South American" category. Intriguing, isn't it? Apparently, in the eyes of bureaucracy, a South African sharing a braai with a Brazilian over caipirinhas is a perfectly reasonable scenario.
However, fear not, intrepid knowledge seekers! We've got some clues to help us crack this case:
- A Dash of Texan Hospitality: Houston boasts a healthy African immigrant population, clocking in at over 60,000 strong. While Nigerians take the lead, South Africans likely contribute a respectable portion.
- Calling All Springboks!: Websites like InterNations, a haven for expats, have groups specifically catering to South Africans in Houston. So, while they might not provide a headcount, they are a clear sign of a South African presence in the city.
So, Here's the (Slightly Fuzzy) Math:
We can't give you a definitive answer, but here's a semi-educated guesstimate: Given the African immigrant numbers and the existence of South African expat communities, Houston likely has several thousand South Africans calling it home.
But hey, that's just the tip of the iceberg! The real adventure lies in meeting these South Africans, hearing their stories, and maybe even scoring an invite to a braai (if you promise to bring the boerewors!).
So next time you're in Houston, keep your eyes peeled for a friendly face with a hint of a South African twang. You might just make a new friend, and who knows, they might even share their secret recipe for the perfect braai bread!
