So, You Wanna Know How Big Illinois Is? Buckle Up, Buttercup!
Ever looked at a map of the United States and thought, "Illinois? It seems, well, there. But how THERE is it?" Well, my friend, you've stumbled upon a question that's plagued geographers (and maybe some particularly curious squirrels) for ages. But fear not! Today, we're diving headfirst into the fascinating (or perhaps slightly terrifying) world of Illinois's square mileage.
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| How Many Square Miles Is Illinois |
The Big Enchilada: 57,914 Square Miles of Prairie, Pizza, and Politics (Maybe)
There you have it, folks! 57,914 square miles. That's a whole lotta land, enough to fit roughly 19 New Jerseys (don't tell New Jersey we did the math).
Wait, that doesn't really give me a picture? That's fair. Imagine fitting over 36 Yellowstones in there. Still not clicking? How about this: if Illinois was a giant pizza (deep dish, obviously), there'd be enough slices for every single person in Wyoming...and then some.
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A Land of Diverse...Squareness?
Now, Illinois might not be the biggest state out there, but it punches above its weight. It holds the prestigious title of 25th most spacious state in the US. That means it's got some elbow room for cornfields, bustling cities like Chicago, and maybe even a rogue tumbleweed or two (okay, maybe not those).
But is it all just cornfields? Mostly not! While agriculture is a big deal in Illinois, there are also forests, rivers (including the mighty Mississippi!), and even some rolling hills. Basically, Illinois is like a Midwestern smorgasbord of landscapes.
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Fun Fact Interlude (Because Why Not?)
Did you know that Illinois is nicknamed the "Prairie State"? We just felt that was relevant information. You're welcome.
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How To Illinois: A Totally Unofficial Guide (Square Mileage Not Included)
How to get to Illinois: Plane, train, automobile (just don't sing along to the Blues Brothers too loudly).
Tip: Don’t rush — enjoy the read.
How to speak Illinoisan: English is a good start, but understanding references to deep dish pizza and Cubs games is a plus.
How to enjoy Illinois: Explore the vibrant city life of Chicago, get lost in the beauty of the natural landscapes, or simply relax with a slice of that aforementioned deep dish pizza.
Tip: Be mindful — one idea at a time.
How to avoid Illinois cornfields (if that's your thing): Stick to the cities or major highways. But seriously, the cornfields are kinda cool.
How to measure Illinois yourself (not recommended): We advise against pacing it out. Trust us, 57,914 square miles is a long walk.
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