Howdy Partner! How Many States are Backing Texas?
The whole kerfuffle over Texas and the border security has folks wonderin': just how many states are saddlin' up with the Lone Star State? Well, buckle up, because we're about to mosey on into this mystery.
Texas: The Maverick with a Mission (or Maybe Just a Stetson)
Texas, bless their heart, has been mighty vocal about border security. Governor Abbott's been wranglein' up resources, deployin' National Guard, and generally givin' the impression he's gonna build a wall and make Mexico pay for it... well, maybe not the Mexico part. But hey, that's a whole other story.
The Posse: Who's Ridin' with Texas?
Now, the question on everyone's chaps: who's backin' Texas in this here showdown? There have been reports of anything from a lone tumbleweed to a full-on hoedown of states.
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A Lone Star Soiree?
Some folks reckon Texas might be ridin' solo on this one. Maybe they'll invite Wyoming for moral support, you never know. -
A Small Posse for a Big State?
Maybe Texas has managed to muster up a posse of a few states, like five or six. Just enough for a friendly game of poker, you might say. -
The Hoedown Gets Bigger!
News travels fast on the frontier, and it seems more states are joinin' the fray. We're talkin' ten or more now, ready to two-step into action! -
Is This a Stampede?
Hold onto your hats! If reports are true, there's a full-blown stampede happening, with well over 20 states sidin' with Texas. Could this be the start of a new country? Maybe Texas will finally secede and become... well... Texasier?
Stay Tuned for the Next Episode!
The whole situation is about as clear as a dust storm rollin' in. One thing's for sure, though: this story is far from over. We'll keep you posted on how many states are backin' Texas, and if this whole thing ends with aBuenas noches" or a "Yeehaw!"