So You Want to Swim from Cuba to Florida? (Don't Worry, We'll Start with How Many Have Done It)
Ah, the Florida Straits - a glistening path between two vibrant cultures, a playground for dolphins...and apparently, the ultimate pool for a very specific type of endurance swimmer. But before you grab your floaties and head to Havana with dreams of aquatic glory, let's get down to brass tacks (or should we say, pool noodles?).
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| How Many Swimmers Have Swam From Cuba To Florida |
How Many Aquatic Daredevils Have Crossed the Straits?
The short answer: not many. Think of it as the Everest of open-water swimming, minus the sherpas and the terrifying possibility of encountering a yeti made entirely of jellyfish (although, let's be honest, jellyfish are pretty terrifying on their own).
We're talking three successful swims in total, folks. Three! That's less than the number of times your uncle Steve "accidentally" ends up in the deep end at a family pool party.
Here's the A-Team (with a caveat):
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- Walter Poenisch (1978): This adventurous fella used a shark cage (coward!) and some fin assistance (double whammy!).
- Susie Maroney (1997): Now this young lady is more our style! She tackled the Straits at the sprightly age of 22, but also employed a shark cage. Safety first, Susie!
- Diana Nyad (2013): Now we're talking! At the ripe old age of 64, Diana became the first person to complete the swim without a shark cage (although she did have a support crew, jellyfish suit, and some fancy anti-shark devices).
So, the official "unassisted" champion is Diana Nyad. But hey, all three of these folks deserve a round of applause (and maybe a giant margarita after that ordeal).
But Wait, There's More! The Not-So-Official Attempts
Let's be honest, the ocean is a big place, and record-keeping isn't always perfect. There have likely been other intrepid souls who've attempted the Cuba-to-Florida swim, their valiant efforts lost to the annals of history (or maybe just eaten by a particularly grumpy shark).
The point is, this isn't exactly a well-trodden swimming path. It's more like a rogue wave you have a very small chance of encountering.
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Still Tempted to Take the Plunge?
Hold on to your pool noodles, because we've got some FAQs for the truly aquatic adventurer:
How to Train for a Cuba-to-Florida Swim?
Easy! Just become an actual fish. Failing that, years of open-water training and a healthy dose of insanity are a good start.
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How to Deal with Sharks?
Befriend them! Offer them a protein bar. Alternatively, pack some serious anti-shark technology (and maybe a bigger boat).
How to Avoid Jellyfish?
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Wear a special suit that looks like you raided a rave's lost and found.
How to Not Get Lost in the Ocean?
Hire a very good navigator who doesn't get seasick.
How to Celebrate Your Victory?
Hire a mariachi band and a masseuse. You deserve it!
Look, swimming from Cuba to Florida is an incredible feat. But for most of us, it's probably best left to the professionals (or the slightly-unhinged). There's a whole ocean out there to explore, and plenty of perfectly lovely pools to enjoy without risking becoming chum.
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