Houston: A Taco Bell Odyssey - More Than You Can Shake a Spork At
Ah, Houston. The city of space exploration, rodeos, and apparently, a monumental amount of Taco Bell. That's right, folks, hold onto your sombreros, because Houston boasts the most Taco Bell locations in the entire United States of A!
But wait, there's more! (Because there's always more Taco Bell)
Recent reports claim there used to be a whopping 128 Taco Bells gracing the Houston landscape. Now, some sources say that number has dipped down to around 65. Still, that's enough cheesy goodness to feed a small army (or a very hungry college student).
Here's the thing: We all know that feeling of cruising down the freeway, the Texas sun beating down, and suddenly a craving hits you like a rogue mariachi band. A craving for that perfect combination of crunchy Dorito shells, seasoned beef, and that mysterious green sauce we all know and, well, tolerate. And in Houston, you're never more than a few minutes away from Taco Bell salvation.
The Houston-Taco Bell Symbiosis: A Match Made in Tex-Mex Heaven
Let's be honest, Houston and Taco Bell are a perfect match. They're both big, bold, and unapologetically themselves. Houston's a city that's constantly growing, pushing boundaries, and reaching for the stars (or at least the drive-thru window). And Taco Bell? Well, they're the king of late-night cravings, the champion of value menus, and the undefeated ruler of the fourth meal (because sometimes, dinner just isn't enough).
So, the next time you're in Houston...
Don't be surprised if you stumble upon a Taco Bell at every corner. Embrace it! It's part of the Houston experience. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden gem: a Taco Bell with a salsa bar that defies all expectations (or maybe one with a particularly enthusiastic drive-thru worker).
Just remember, with great Taco Bell abundance comes great responsibility. Pace yourselves, Houston. We wouldn't want anyone to experience the dreaded "Fiesta Fielder burnout."
