The Burning Bayou Question: How Many Times Has LSU Kicked the Longhorns' Duster?
Ah, the age-old mystery that keeps LSU fans tossing restless nights and Texas fans...well, probably reaching for another margarita. The epic clash between the Tigers of Louisiana State University and the Texas Longhorns is a storied one, filled with high drama, close calls, and enough humidity to make a frilled lizard sweat. But through it all, one question burns brighter than a pre-game bonfire in Death Valley: just how many times has LSU tamed these burnt-orange beasts?
Fear not, fellow Geaux Tigers and bewildered Bevo believers, for we shall delve into the dusty archives (and the internet, because let's be real) to unearth the truth!
The Great Steak Showdown: A History of LSU vs. Texas (Kind Of)
Let's be honest here, folks. This rivalry isn't exactly the Granddaddy of Them All. We've faced off a measly 10 times throughout history, with most meetings happening in neutral territory bowls. That's about as frequent as Halley's Comet showing up for a tailgate party.
However, what these matchups lack in quantity, they make up for in sheer unforgettable moments. Remember that time LSU put up 70 points on Texas in the 2003 Cotton Bowl? Yeah, that was a good day to be a Tiger. Or how about the 2011 BCS Championship, where the Tigers edged out the Horns in a defensive slugfest? Those were the days, friends.
So, Who Wins the Trophy (Made of Gumbo, Obviously)?
Alright, alright, enough reminiscing. You came here for stats, baby, and stats you shall have! Buckle up, because the answer, like a perfectly fried alligator po'boy, is both delightful and slightly messy.
LSU currently holds the lead with a respectable 6 wins to Texas's 4. Now, some folks might point out that a few of those wins came in non-conference matchups. To them, we say this: hey, a win is a win, especially when it involves silencing a stadium full of Stetson-wearing opponents.
The Bottom Line: A Rivalry on the Rise (Maybe)
Look, this LSU-Texas "rivalry" might not be on par with the Red River Rivalry or the Battle for the Golden Boot just yet. But hey, with both teams on the rise (well, LSU's on the rise, Texas is...attempting to rise?), who knows what the future holds? Maybe someday we'll be talking about this matchup with the same reverence as those classic SEC dust-ups. Until then, we'll just have to savor the sweet taste of victory...and maybe rub it in a Longhorn fan's face with a little good-natured ribbing.
Just remember, folks: keep it classy. (Mostly).
