The Great Aggie-Tiger Tally: A Statistical Throwdown (Mostly for Aggie Fans)
Ah, the Texas A&M Aggies versus the LSU Tigers. A rivalry as heated as Tabasco sauce on a Texas summer day. A clash of titans (or shall we say, tigers and… well, Aggies?). But let's cut through the pre-game pep rally and get down to brass tacks, shall we? The burning question that keeps Aggie fans up at night (or maybe that's just the five cups of black coffee): how many times have we actually beaten those pesky Tigers?
Unearthing the Facts (with a healthy dose of Aggie Spirit):
According to reliable sources (that don't wear purple and gold), Texas A&M has triumphed over LSU a total of 23 times. That's right, folks, we've got the Tigers beat by a whisker (or maybe a whole Bengal)! Now, some folks might scoff and say, "But wait, doesn't LSU have more wins overall?" Well, yes, they do (32 wins to be exact), but let's not dwell on the past. Champions focus on the future, and the future is lookin' mighty maroon!
Glory Days and Epic Encounters:
Let's not forget some of the legendary A&M victories over LSU. The 1914 game holds a special place in Aggie hearts. We clobbered those Tigers by a score of 63-9, a margin of victory that still sends shivers down LSU spines (we assume). Then there's the 2018 matchup, a game that will forever be etched in Aggie lore. Seven overtimes! A record-breaking point fest! A final score of 74-72 in favor of the Aggies! We practically invented a new kind of football that day, folks.
A Word to the Wise (LSU Tigers):
Friendly reminder to our purple-clad friends: the tides are turning. The Aggies are on the rise, and we're coming for you. Just keep those handkerchiefs handy for the next time we meet on the gridiron.
Disclaimer:
This post is intended for entertainment purposes only. It may contain slight exaggerations and a healthy dose of Aggie pride. LSU fans are welcome to join the party, but they might need to bring their own sense of humor.
