The Burning Inquiry: How Many Trill Burgers Are Lurking in Houston?
Ah, Houston. Home to rodeos, rockets (the space kind, not the burger kind...yet), and a question that has plagued philosophers and burger aficionados alike: just how many Trill Burgers are there in Houston?
The Trill Takeover: From Pop-Up to Powerhouse
Bun B, the lyrical legend himself, unleashed Trill Burgers on the unsuspecting taste buds of Houston in June 2023. What began as a pop-up sensation quickly morphed into a brick-and-mortar masterpiece in Montrose. These aren't your average joe (burger) creations, folks. We're talking about double decker 44 Farms Texas beef patties, caramelized onions that would make a French chef weep with joy, and their signature Trill sauce – a secret weapon more guarded than the formula for Coca-Cola.
So Many Burgers, So Little Time (to Eat Them All)
Newspapers trumpeted headlines of Trill selling over 53,000 burgers in a single month! That's like, a burger for every cowboy hat in Houston (and let's be honest, there are a LOT of cowboy hats in Houston). At that rate, by our very scientific calculations (involving a napkin, a half-eaten bag of Funyuns, and a deep desire for another Trill Burger), Houston could be swimming in a sea of sesame seed buns by now.
But Fear Not, Fellow Burger Bun Sleuths!
There is a glimmer of hope for our quest for a concrete Trill Burger count. Trill Burgers has expanded its reach to NRG Stadium, meaning Texans fans can score a touchdown and a Trill Burger in one fell swoop. Is this a conspiracy to fuel even more burger sales? We may never know.
The Verdict: The Quest Continues... with Delicious Consequences
While the exact number of Trill Burgers in Houston remains a mystery (much like the recipe for Trill sauce), one thing is certain: the hunt for these juicy gems is an adventure in itself. So grab your cowboy hat (or your most discerning burger critiquing outfit), and head to Houston for a burger odyssey that will tantalize your taste buds and leave you wondering – just how many Trill Burgers have I eaten?
