Dallas 2023: A Summer So Hot, You Could Fry an Egg on Your Head (But Please Don't)
Ah, Dallas in 2023. A year that will be remembered for many things, but most definitely for its scorching summer. We're talking temperatures that could melt the cynicism off a reality TV star, and humidity so thick you could cut it with a butter knife.
But just how hot did it get? Were we talking a playful flirtation with the 100-degree mark, or a full-on, knock-down, drag-out brawl with the thermometer? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the fiery depths of Dallas' 2023 summer.
Tip: Highlight what feels important.
 |
| How Many Triple Digit Days In Dallas 2023 |
The Numbers Game: How Many Days Did We Spend Sweating Profusely?
According to the folks at the National Weather Service (who, let's face it, probably needed a raise after this summer), Dallas sizzled through a whopping 53 days where the temperature hit 100 degrees Fahrenheit or higher. That's right, folks, 53 days! That's more than enough time to:
Tip: Reading with intent makes content stick.
- Get a deep tan (or a nasty sunburn, depending on your SPF strategy).
- Learn how to knit entirely out of your own sweat (hey, new skill!).
- Develop a deep appreciation for air conditioning so strong it could knock a penguin unconscious (worth it).
Fun Fact: This scorching summer placed Dallas at number four on the all-time list for most triple-digit days in a year. Not quite the gold medal, but a participation trophy that involves heatstroke is still pretty impressive, right?
QuickTip: Scan the start and end of paragraphs.
Summer of Extremes: Beyond the 100-Degree Mark
But wait, there's more! 2023 wasn't content with just a bunch of 100-degree days. Oh no, it had to go above and beyond. Dallas saw a scorching 26 days where the temperature climbed above a sweltering 105 degrees Fahrenheit.
QuickTip: Copy useful snippets to a notes app.
 |
Imagine this: You're outside, and the air itself feels like a giant hair dryer set to "high." You can practically hear your internal organs sizzling. That, my friends, was a typical summer day in Dallas 2023.
Pro-Tip: If you ever find yourself time traveling back to this summer, invest in a good stock of popsicles and a kiddie pool. Trust me, you'll thank yourself later.
So, What Did We Learn from Dallas' Fiery Summer of 2023?
Well, a few things for sure:
- Hydration is key. Drink water like it's going out of style (because, let's face it, in that heat, it probably was).
- Air conditioning is a gift from the gods. Cherish it, protect it, and never take it for granted.
- Sometimes, all you can do is laugh. Because if you don't laugh, you might just cry (or melt).
Dallas, you crazy diamond. You gave us a summer we won't soon forget. Here's to hoping 2024 brings a little more mercy on the thermometer front. But hey, if not, at least we'll be prepared. We've all practically become fireproof by now, right?
 |
