You Can't Count Them All: The Great University of Pennsylvania Undergrad Headcount Caper
Ah, the University of Pennsylvania. Home to Benjamin Franklin's ghost (probably), wawa hoagies, and a whole lot of brainiacs. But just how many brainiacs are we talking about? Specifically, undergraduate brainiacs? Buckle up, my friends, because this is where things get interesting.
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The Numbers Game: Here's What We Know (Ish)
The University of Pennsylvania, bless their bureaucratic hearts, loves data. They track everything from the number of squirrels on campus (rumored to be a classified statistic) to, of course, the number of students. But even Penn can't seem to give a straight answer on exactly how many undergrads they have wandering around.
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- Website Says: A quick peek at the official Penn website claims there are roughly 10,610 full-time undergraduates. Seems simple enough, right? Wrong.
- Digging Deeper: We then delve into the College of Arts and Sciences (CAS), which makes up a big chunk of the undergrads. Their website boasts a cool 7,406 students. Hold on, isn't that a bit less than the overall number? Insert Scooby Doo confused meme here
- The Plot Thickens: Then there's Wharton, the business school everyone whispers sweet nothings of. Their website is silent on student numbers, leaving us hanging like a half-eaten cheesesteak.
So, How Many Undergrads Are There Really?
Here's the truth: it depends on who you ask and what kind of coffee they had that morning. Our best guess, based on internet sleuthing and a healthy dose of speculation, is that the University of Pennsylvania has somewhere between 10,000 and 12,000 undergrads.
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Pro Tip: Don't try counting them yourself. You might get lost in a sea of U Penn crew sweatshirts and very important-looking backpacks.
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Fun Facts You Didn't Ask For (But Totally Deserve)
- Did you know that Penn boasts the highest number of undergrads studying abroad among Ivy League schools? Talk about wanderlust!
- The acceptance rate for Penn? Chillingly low (but hey, that just makes getting in all the more impressive).
Frequently Asked Undergrad Counting Questions (FAQ):
How to apply to UPenn as an undergrad? Channel your inner Benjamin Franklin and invent something amazing. Bonus points if it involves cheesesteaks.
Tip: Make mental notes as you go.
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How much does it cost to attend UPenn? Enough to make your wallet cry. But hey, the education is priceless... maybe?
How prestigious is a UPenn degree? Very. Just don't expect it to come with a lifetime supply of Wawa hoagies.
How long does it take to graduate from UPenn? Four years is the goal, but let's be honest, some of those squirrels might graduate before you.
How many times will I get lost on campus? More times than you care to admit. But hey, that's part of the Penn experience (and a great way to discover hidden gems).
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