The Big Apple's Big Chill: The Case of the Missing Murder Solutions (and Where to Find a Half-Decent Bagel)
So, you're thinking about a trip to the Empire State? Fantastic choice! Just be prepared to navigate not just yellow cabs and Broadway crowds, but also a surprising number of... cold cases. That's right, friends, New York has a bit of a mystery on its hands, and it ain't who put the cream cheese in the everything bagel (though that's a valid question for another day).
How Many Unsolved Murders Are We Talking About Here?
Estimates vary wildly, but some reports suggest there could be upwards of 30,000 unsolved murders lingering in New York like that forgotten slice of pizza in the back of your fridge. Yes, you read that right. Enough unsolved murders to fill Yankee Stadium... several times over.
Look, here's the bottom line: New York is a big city with a long history. Things get lost, misplaced, and sometimes, unfortunately, that "thing" is the solution to a crime. But hey, chin up! The city that never sleeps also never stops hustling for justice. The NYPD's cold case squad is a tenacious bunch, and new techniques are always emerging to crack those dusty dossiers.
So, Should I Be Worried About Getting Murdered on My Vacation?
Absolutely not! New York City is actually much safer than it used to be. Crime rates are way down, and the chances of you getting caught in a Scooby-Doo style whodunit are slim to none (unless you happen to be poking around in some seriously sketchy back alleys at 3 am, which, let's be honest, isn't exactly on most tourist itineraries).
Think of it this way: the odds of you getting struck by lightning on your visit are probably higher than getting caught up in an unsolved murder. So relax, grab a pastrami on rye, and enjoy the city!
Frequently Asked Unsolved Murder Mysteries (FAQ Edition)
How to become a detective and help solve cold cases?
While we commend your enthusiasm, becoming a detective usually requires police academy training and years of experience. However, you can always stay informed and report any suspicious activity you see!
How to avoid being a cold case statistic?
Stay in well-lit areas, stick with friends, and avoid sketchy situations. Basically, just use your common sense and you'll be golden.
How to find the best pizza in New York?
This, my friend, is a never-ending quest. But hey, that's part of the fun! Embrace the adventure and don't be afraid to try a slice (or two) from different places.
How to deal with jet lag?
Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.
How to avoid a hangry meltdown while waiting in line for a Broadway show?
Pack some snacks! Seriously, those pretzel vendors outside the theatre are there for a reason.
