Houston Church Shootin': Howdy, Did Someone Say Pew Pew?
Hold onto your ten-gallon hats, partners, because according to the good ol' internet (which, let's be honest, ain't always the most reliable ranch hand), there doesn't seem to be a recent church shooting in Houston. Phew, dodged a yeehaw there!
Now, before you start thinkin' I'm some kinda news sheriff spreadin' misinformation, let me clarify. This here information is based on my trusty database of, well, let's just say it ain't exactly the dusty archives at the Smithsonian. Let's just say it involves a whole lot of "www" and not a lick of microfilm.
But hey, if shootouts and six-shooters got your heart pumpin' faster than a Texas two-step, then hold on to your horses, 'cause we can talk about Houston's overall crime rate instead!
On average, over the past few years, there were about 11,500 reported violent crimes per year in Houston. Now that's a statistic that'll make even the tumbleweeds hold their breath!
Just a friendly disclaimer, though: I ain't here to replace them fancy news folks. And violence, well that ain't no laughing matter. But seriously, folks, there wasn't a church shooting. Now, how about we mosey on over to some happier news, like maybe who won the latest rodeo?
