The Great Keg of Wings Quandary: An Existential (and Delicious) Inquiry at Old Chicago
Ah, Old Chicago. Purveyor of deep dish dreams and the source of a question that has plagued philosophers, mathematicians, and indecisive wing enthusiasts for generations: just how many wings are in that darn Keg of Wings?
Fear not, fellow wing warriors, for I have embarked on a quest for knowledge that rivals Indiana Jones' hunt for the Ark (though with less danger and probably less snakes...hopefully).
Cracking the Keg Code: Size Does Matter (But Not That Much)
First things first, let's dispel the biggest myth. A Keg of Wings isn't some bottomless pit of avian appetizers. It's a glorious, but finite, party in a bucket. But what's the magic number? Brace yourselves, wing scholars, because this is where things get interesting.
Here's the juicy truth: A Keg of Wings at Old Chicago boasts a whopping 100 wings. That's right, 100 whole wings, or 50 bone-in and 50 boneless for the indecisive among us.
But wait, there's more! You can customize your Keg further. Fancy all bone-in? You got it. Feeling boneless bliss? Done. This isn't just a party, it's a choose-your-own-wing adventure!
The Math of Munching: Dividing the Spoils
Now, we all know the struggle of wing distribution. One friend hogs the flats, another claims all the drums. Fear not, for I, your intrepid wing correspondent, have devised a handy dandy wing distribution chart:
- The Lone Wolf: 1 Keg = Pure Wing Domination (you do you)
- The Squad Goals: 2-3 People = Keg of Victory (enough to share, but not enough for leftovers...probably)
- The Wing Extravaganza: 4+ People = Prepare for a extravaganza!
Remember: Sharing is caring (and also prevents wing-related injuries from overconsumption).
The Final Wing Verdict: A Cause for Celebration
So, there you have it, wing warriors. The mystery of the Keg of Wings has been unraveled. It's a feast for the eyes and the stomach, a customizable party on a plate, and the perfect solution to any wing-related dilemma.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a very important date with a Keg of Wings and my favorite dipping sauce. May your wings be plentiful and your taste buds satisfied!
