The Great Old Chicago Wing Quandary: How Much Wing is "Tall"?
Ah, the age-old question that has befuddled philosophers, mathematicians, and even the hungriest of wing enthusiasts: just how many wings are in a "Tall" order at Old Chicago? Is it a wing mountain fit for a Viking funeral pyre? Or a measly morsel that'll leave you longing for more?
Fear not, my fellow wing warriors! We delve into the mystery, separating fact from fowl play (sorry, I couldn't resist).
Unveiling the "Tall" Tale: A Look at the Evidence
Here's what we know for sure: Old Chicago offers two wing sizes - Short and Tall. Sounds simple, right? Not so fast. Their website is strangely silent on the exact wing count. Is this a secret Old Chicago recipe, guarded more fiercely than Colonel Sanders' blend of eleven herbs and spices?
Undeterred, we turn to the internet, the fount of all (sometimes dubious) knowledge. Online detectives have unearthed clues scattered across delivery apps and review sites. Whispers suggest a "Tall" order might be double the size of a "Short".
Cracking the Code: The "Double Down" Theory
Intriguing! But is it just a rumor or the clucking truth? Here's where things get interesting. We found a menu listing that mentions a "Keg of Wings" - a behemoth apparently boasting twice the wings and twice the sauce of a regular order. Could this be the key?
The plot thickens! If a "Keg" is indeed double a regular order, and a "Tall" is rumored to be double a "Short," then... well, you see where I'm going with this. The "Tall" order might just be a glorious, wing-tacular double serving.
The Bottom Line (or Should We Say, Wing?)
Here's the takeaway: While the exact wing count remains shrouded in a bit of mystery, all signs point to a "Tall" order at Old Chicago being a feast for the eyes (and stomach) - likely double the portion size of a "Short" order.
But hey, if you're truly adventurous (and have a serious wing craving), why not call your local Old Chicago and ask directly? You might just become a legend - the one who unlocked the secrets of the "Tall" order!
Remember, folks: there's no shame in a little healthy skepticism, especially when it comes to wing-related matters. So grab your napkins, gather your wing-loving squad, and prepare to conquer that "Tall" order at Old Chicago!
