How Long Have the Houston Texans Been Around? A Hilarious History Lesson (with Minimal Math)
Ah, the Houston Texans. A team that brings as much excitement to the gridiron as a lukewarm cup of tea (unless you're a die-hard fan, then ALL THE EXCITEMENT!). But hey, for those new to the NFL or just geographically challenged (no offense, folks!), you might be wondering: just how long have these battle red and deep steel blue warriors been around? Buckle up, because we're about to embark on a journey through time that's both informative and, hopefully, a chuckle or two.
From Oilers to Texans: A Franchise Reborn (Kind Of)
Let's rewind the clock a bit. Back in the day, Houston boasted an NFL team called the Oilers. They were like the cool older sibling the Texans never quite measured up to (allegedly). Sadly, those slick oil dudes said "sayonara" to Texas in the late 90s, leaving a football-shaped hole in the hearts of Houston. But fear not, for the city wouldn't be NFL-less for long! Enter the Houston Texans, a brand new expansion team, ready to take the league by storm...ish.
The Wild West of the NFL: The Texans' Early Years (Think More Tumbleweeds Than Touchdowns)
The Texans' arrival in 2002 was like a newborn foal – all wobbly legs and a whole lot of learning to do. Draft picks were questionable (cue David Carr flashbacks for some fans), and victories were rarer than a decent internet connection in Montana. Let's just say those first few seasons were more about establishing an identity than, you know, hoisting the Lombardi trophy.
Finding Their Footing (and Maybe Even Winning a Game or Two)
But hey, progress takes time, even in the fast-paced world of the NFL. The Texans slowly started to find their groove, with a few decent playoff runs sprinkled throughout the years. J.J. Watt emerged as a defensive beast, striking fear into the hearts of opposing quarterbacks (and linemen...seriously, that dude was a force).
The Present and Future: A Texans Tale Still Being Written
So, how many years does that all add up to? Let's see...carry the one... The Houston Texans have been around for a cool 22 seasons (as of today, May 10th, 2024). That might not seem like much compared to the league's grand old teams, but hey, they're young, scrappy, and hungry (well, hopefully hungry for wins). Who knows what the future holds for our favorite battle red and deep steel blue squad? Maybe a Super Bowl appearance? Maybe another questionable draft pick? Only time – and maybe a good dose of luck – will tell.
