So You Wanna See a Hippo Do the Macarena? How Much Will It Cost?
Let's face it, the zoo is a wild place (pun intended). You've got majestic lions, goofy penguins, and, of course, the occasional rogue banana peel incident (because, let's be real, monkeys are basically furry toddlers with terrible impulse control). But before you unleash your inner zoo explorer, there's one burning question: how much will it set you back?
Fear Not, Frugal Friend! The Breakdown on Those Benjamin Franklins:
The General Public:
- Tiny Tots (aged 1 and under): Free! They're probably more interested in chasing pigeons anyway.
- Mini Zoologists (aged 2-11): $15.95 Not bad for a chance to see a giraffe taller than your dad!
- Regular Folks (aged 12-64): $19.95 The price of a fancy coffee and an unforgettable animal encounter. We call that a win-win.
- The Wise and Seasoned (aged 65 and over): $14.95 Respect for your wisdom and a discount? Now that's what I call a sweet deal.
Pro-Tip: Planning a trip with a crew? Groups of 20 or more get a discount on general admission tickets. Boom! Field trip anyone?
But Wait, There's More! Free Fun at the Houston Zoo?
You betcha! The Houston Zoo offers Free Tuesdays once a month. That's right, free admission from open to close. Just be sure to snag those tickets online beforehand – they go faster than a cheetah after a gazelle (sorry, gazelle!).
Feeling Fancy? Special Offers and Discounts:
- CityPASS: Hit five of Houston's top attractions, including the zoo, for a discounted price. Like a choose-your-own-adventure for budget-minded travelers.
- Military, College Students, and Lone Star Card Holders: Salute! You qualify for special discounts. Just show your ID at the ticket booth and prepare to be amazed by some amazing creatures.
Important Note: Tickets are not available for purchase at the gate! Gotta grab those bad boys online beforehand.
So, there you have it! The lowdown on Houston Zoo ticket prices.
Now that you're armed with this knowledge, what are you waiting for? Get ready for a day of ele-phun (sorry, I had to) exploring the wonders of the animal kingdom. Just remember, if a monkey throws something at you, it's probably best not to throw it back. They have, ahem, uncanny aim.
