So You Want to Suit Up for Endless Defeat? How Much Do Washington Generals Players REALLY Make?
Ah, the Washington Generals. The perennial punching bags of the Harlem Globetrotters. Masters of the "almost had them" and champions of the moral victory (emphasis on moral). But hey, someone's gotta take one for the team, right? Especially when that team travels the world, puts on a hilarious show, and gets paid to do it. But what about the Generals? While they may not be pulling in LeBron James kind of cash, being a General isn't all about losing and wedgies (although, let's be honest, wedgies are probably a job hazard).
The Not-So-Secret Life of a General: Ballin' on a Budget
While the exact salaries are kept tighter than a Globetrotter's trick shot, former Generals have spilled the tea (or should we say, the Gatorade?). Estimates suggest that a General's salary lands somewhere in the ballpark of $2,500 a month. That's not exactly NBA baller money, but considering the travel, the free laughs (courtesy of the Globetrotters, of course), and the chance to showcase your skills in front of packed arenas, it's not a bad gig.
But Wait, There's More! (Because Perks Matter)
Being a General isn't just about the paycheck (although, let's face it, that always helps). Here's a glimpse into the not-so-shabby life of a General:
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- Travel the World (Literally): These guys get to see more places in a year than most people do in a lifetime. All while playing basketball!
- Brush Shoulders with Celebrities: You never know who might show up for a Globetrotters game. Maybe you'll catch Shaq courtside, or high-five Justin Bieber after the show.
- Master the Art of the Brick (Because Sometimes You Gotta Fake It): Okay, so maybe not mastering, but being a General definitely involves some, ahem, strategic play. Let's just say your jump shot might mysteriously "improve" as the clock winds down.
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So, You Think You Can Be a General?
Think you have the chops (and the comedic timing) to join the Washington Generals? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because it's not all fun and alley-oop oops.
Here's a sneak peek into the not-so-glamorous side of being a General:
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- Losing. A Lot. Like, a historically significant amount of losing. We're talking sore-loser levels of losing. But hey, someone's gotta keep the streak alive!
- Practice Makes Perfect (Even When Perfect Isn't the Goal): You gotta be good enough to put on a show, but not good enough to steal the Globetrotters' thunder. It's a delicate balance.
- The Wedgie Factor: We mentioned this earlier, but it deserves its own point. Let's just say loose clothing is your friend.
FAQ: How to Become a Washington General
1. How much experience do I need?
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The Generals are typically skilled players, often coming from college or overseas leagues. But hey, if you've got the talent and the comedic timing, anything is possible!
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2. How do I apply?
The application process is shrouded in secrecy (almost as much as their salaries). Keep an eye out for tryouts or reach out to the Harlem Globetrotters organization directly.
3. Do I need to be okay with losing?
This one's a big yes. A very, very big yes.
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4. Is there a lot of travel?
You bet your sweet bippy there is!
5. Will wedgies be a daily occurrence?
Let's just say packing plenty of boxer briefs is a wise move.
So, there you have it. The not-so-secret life of a Washington General. It's a life of travel, laughter, and, yes, a healthy dose of defeat. But hey, if you can handle the wedgies and the losing with a smile, it might just be the most fun you can have with a basketball in your hand.
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