So You Want to Cross the George Washington Bridge on a Budget, Eh?
Let's face it, tolls can put a damper on a scenic trip faster than a flock of pigeons dive-bombing your lunch. But fear not, intrepid adventurer (or just someone running errands), because this guide will break down the cost of conquering the majestic George Washington Bridge like a tollbooth-tanning boss.
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The Great Toll Divide: E-ZPass vs. Pay by Pound of Flesh
There's a clear winner here, folks, and it ain't cash. E-ZPass is your golden ticket (or should we say, E-ZPass tag) to discounted tolls. With E-ZPass, you'll be sailing over the bridge for as low as $11.75 during off-peak hours, which is basically everyone's favorite time to avoid traffic jams and existential dread. Cash, on the other hand, will leave you feeling lighter in the wallet (by a whopping $16!) Think of it as an involuntary donation to the "Why Didn't I Get E-ZPass?" foundation.
Pro-Tip: If you're a frequent flyer (or driver), consider signing up for a Port Authority Green Pass Discount Plan. It'll slash your off-peak tolls even further, making those multiple bridge crossings a breeze (well, a less expensive breeze).
Peak Hour Pricing: When Frugality Takes a Backseat
Now, if you're like me and have the timekeeping skills of a startled cat, be prepared for some peak hour price hikes. Cruising the bridge during rush hour (weekdays 6 AM to 10 AM and 4 PM to 8 PM) can cost you anywhere from $13.75 to $14.75 with E-ZPass. Ouch. But hey, at least you'll be fashionably late, right?
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Side Note: There are also special rates for motorcycles, buses, and those fancy five-axle trucks (because apparently five axles are all the rage these days). Be sure to check the Port Authority website for the nitty-gritty on those.
How to Avoid the Toll Booth Tango Altogether (Almost)
Okay, so technically there's no way to avoid the toll completely (unless you, you know, sprout wings and fly over the bridge – which would be pretty darn impressive). But there is one way to avoid the dreaded toll booth stop-and-go: use the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge! Just kidding (sort of). The Verrazano Bridge is way out in Brooklyn and probably not the most convenient detour for a George Washington Bridge crossing.
That being said, if you're up for a scenic adventure, there are a few free ferries that can take you across the Hudson River at various points. Just be prepared for potential wait times and, well, the distinct lack of a majestic bridge crossing experience.
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FAQ: Because Adulting is Hard
How to get E-ZPass?
Easy! Head over to the Port Authority's website (https://www.panynj.gov/bridges-tunnels/en/e-zpass.html) and sign up for an account. You can also get one at most toll plazas.
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How long does it take to get E-ZPass?
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It usually arrives in the mail within a week or two. But for the impatient souls out there, some retailers offer on-the-spot E-ZPass tags.
How do I know what time is considered "peak hour?"
Weekdays, 6 AM to 10 AM and 4 PM to 8 PM. Avoid these times like a rogue pigeon on a picnic blanket.
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What if I forget my E-ZPass?
No worries! You'll get a bill in the mail for the cash toll rate (plus a little extra fee). Just a friendly reminder to keep your E-ZPass handy.
Is there a way to pay the toll online if I don't have E-ZPass?
Nope! If you don't have E-ZPass or cash, you'll be hit with a hefty violation fee. So plan ahead, my friends!
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