So, You Need an Ambulance in NYC: How Much Will This Not-So-Joyful Ride Cost?
Let's face it, hailing an ambulance in the Big Apple isn't exactly on most tourists' bucket lists. But hey, if you find yourself in a situation where sirens are more appealing than subway screeching, you might be wondering: how much will this little adventure set you back?
Buckle Up, Buttercup, It Ain't Cheap
Here's the not-so-sweet truth: ambulances in New York City don't come with free bagels and a schmear. The base price starts at a cool $1,385 for a Basic Life Support (BLS) ride, which is basically an ambulance taxi with some EMT love. Need the VIP treatment with paramedics and fancy equipment (Advanced Life Support, or ALS)? Plan on shelling out a whopping $1,525 to $1,625. Ouch. That's more than a month's rent in some Brooklyn neighborhoods (though hopefully your health crisis won't last that long).
Don't Forget the Mileage Meter's Running!
Think the fun stops there? Nope! Just like a yellow cab, those sirens tick up the bill too. Every mile you travel tacks on an extra $20. So, if you're stuck way out in Queens and need to get to a Manhattan hospital, that meter's gonna be running faster than a bodega cat chasing a pigeon.
The Good News (Kinda)
Alright, alright, enough with the doom and gloom. Here's a silver lining (or maybe a silver ambulance?):
- Health Insurance to the Rescue! Most health insurance plans will cover some or all of the ambulance ride, depending on your policy. Be sure to check with your provider beforehand so you're not left holding the bill (and possibly wishing you'd taken the bus).
- The FDNY Might Cut You a Break The Fire Department of New York (FDNY), who operate most ambulances in the city, offers discounted rates for low-income residents. You can find more info on their website (https://www.nyc.gov/site/fdny/about/resources/policy-and-agreements/fee-schedule.page).
How to Avoid This Expensive Joyride Altogether
Here's the best advice we can give: don't need an ambulance! Stay healthy, folks! Eat your veggies, get some exercise, and avoid questionable street meat (looking at you, mystery hot dog vendor).
Bonus FAQ: Ambulance Anthem
Ok, we made this one up, but you might be singing it after an ambulance ride:
- Q: How much is an ambulance in NYC?
A: More than a fancy brunch, but hopefully less than your rent. - Q: Should I call an ambulance for a hangnail?
A: Probably not. Band-Aid it and chill. - Q: What if I can't afford the ambulance ride?
A: Check with your insurance and the FDNY for assistance programs. - Q: Is there a cheaper alternative to an ambulance?
A: Uber...with a very strong disclaimer that this is a terrible idea (and potentially illegal). - Q: How do I avoid needing an ambulance altogether?
A: Live a healthy life (and maybe avoid jaywalking).
