The Big Apple...But How Big a Bite Does Breakfast Take?
Ah, New York City. The city that never sleeps, the concrete jungle where dreams are made of...and where even breakfast can cost an arm and a leg (though hopefully not literally). But fear not, intrepid explorer! Whether you're a fancypants high-roller or a bagel-lovin' budget traveler, NYC has a breakfast option to suit your style (and your wallet).
So, how much is that fancy eggs Benedict going to set you back?
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Well, buckle up, buttercup, because the answer is: it depends. Buckle up? Buttercup? Okay, maybe we'll lay off the outdated slang a bit. Here's the skinny:
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- Dining on Diner Delights: Craving a classic American breakfast? Diners are your best bet for a hearty and affordable meal. Think two eggs, toast, sizzling bacon, and bottomless coffee for around $10-$15. Just be prepared to fight over the jukebox tunes with your fellow breakfast enthusiasts.
- Brunch Like a Boss: Looking for a more leisurely (and perhaps slightly scenester) experience? Upscale brunch spots can range from $20 and upwards. Be prepared for creative takes on breakfast staples and a side of people-watching. Just remember, those bottomless mimosas might not be bottomless on your wallet.
- Bagel on a Budget: Sometimes, you just gotta go for the classics. A New York bagel with a schmear (that's cream cheese to you outsiders) is a delicious and affordable option. Hit up a bodega (a small convenience store) and you're looking at a princely sum of $3-$4.
But wait, there's more! Here's how location can affect your breakfast bill:
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- Midtown Madness: Brace yourself for slightly higher prices in touristy areas like Times Square. That view of the Naked Cowboy doesn't come cheap (although breakfast with the Naked Cowboy might be an experience in itself).
- Neighborhood Nibbles: Venture outside the main tourist drags and you might find some hidden gem diners or cafes with more reasonable prices.
Remember: Don't forget to factor in that 20% tip for good service! Unless you want to be "that guy" who stiffed the waiter (it's not a good look).
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Alright, alright, enough with the lecture. How do I score the cheapest breakfast?
FAQ: How to be a Breakfast Bargain Hunter in NYC
- How to Channel Your Inner Bagel Boss: Hit up a bodega for a bagel and cream cheese. Cheap, delicious, and a true NYC experience.
- How to Befriend a Bodega Owner: Become a regular and you might just score a discount or a free coffee refill.
- How to Embrace Street Food: New York has a thriving street food scene. Falafel wraps, halal carts, and fresh fruit stands all offer cheap and tasty breakfast options.
- How to Pack a Picnic: Scope out a park and enjoy a breakfast spread you brought from your hotel or grocery store.
- How to Utilize Apps: Use apps like Yelp or Foursquare to find breakfast deals and happy hours (yes, some places have breakfast happy hours!) in your area.
So there you have it! A (hopefully) comprehensive and humorous guide to navigating the breakfast scene in New York City. Now go forth and conquer those cravings, without breaking the bank!
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