So, You Wanna Be Fancy and Join the Art Institute? How Much Does That Cost?
Let's face it, there's something undeniably cool about being a member of the Art Institute of Chicago. You waltz past the throngs of regular folks, flash your membership card with a knowing nod, and sashay right in. But before you channel your inner George Costanza and declare yourself an "Art Vandelay" of the art world, there's a small detail to consider: the price tag.
Don't Panic, It's Not a Picasso (But Maybe You Can See One)
The good news is, becoming a member of the Art Institute isn't going to set you back enough to buy a real Picasso (although, who knows, maybe they have a discount program for members?). The basic membership, called the E-Member, comes in at a cool $75. That's less than a night out at a fancy restaurant (where hopefully the conversation is a little more stimulating than "Isn't that shade of blue just divine?").
But Wait, There's More (Membership Perks, That Is)
For your $75, you get some pretty sweet perks. Here's the skinny:
- Free Admission for Two: That's right, you and your bestie (or a date you're trying to impress with your newfound knowledge of Impressionism) get unlimited free admission for a year. Consider it your own personal "Get Out of Line Free" card.
- Digital Magazine: Brush up on your art history with their digital magazine. Learn about the latest exhibits, discover hidden gems in the collection, and impress your friends with obscure trivia (who knew peanuts were a recurring theme in Van Gogh's work?).
- Member Hours: Forget the weekend crowds. As a member, you get exclusive access to the museum during special member hours. Enjoy the art in peace and quiet, contemplate the meaning of life in front of a Monet without a selfie stick shoved in your face.
Thinking of Going Big? High Rollin' Membership Options
The E-Member level is just the tip of the iceberg, my friend. For those who crave a little more exclusivity (and a bigger tax deduction), the Art Institute offers a range of membership levels, each with its own set of bragging rights. We're talking fancy receptions, special tours, and invitations to hobnob with Chicago's art glitterati (who probably know the actual meaning behind all those peanut references in Van Gogh's work).
The Bottom Line (Besides Your Shoes at the Monet Exhibit)
So, is an Art Institute membership worth it? If you're a true art aficionado, or someone who frequents museums more than your local coffee shop, then absolutely. For a casual art enthusiast, the E-Member level offers a great way to experience the museum without breaking the bank. Just remember, with great membership comes great responsibility – responsibility to look sophisticated while wandering the halls, responsibility to use fancy art words like "chiaroscuro" in casual conversation (because that's what cultured people do, right?).
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a Seurat and a digital magazine full of art history to devour.
