The Burning Question: How Much is a Mermaid's Melody at Texas Roadhouse?
Let's face it, folks, we've all been there. You're staring down the Texas Roadhouse menu, that glorious temple of Texas-sized portions and rolls that magically appear like warm, doughy hallucinations. Your heart desires a juicy steak, but then a siren song whispers from the depths of the menu - Texas Roadhouse Grilled Salmon.
But here's the hitch: you're on a budget that would make Mr. Krabs blush. So, the question that keeps you up at night (or at least pondering during that endless cycle of bread refills) is: How much does that beautiful salmon cost?
Fear not, my friend, for I have ventured on a valiant quest to uncover the truth behind the price of this aquatic mystery!
Delving into the Deep (But Not That Deep, It's the Internet)
Unfortunately, Texas Roadhouse, those masters of mystery meat and bottomless beverages, doesn't have their prices readily available online. This is a conspiracy, I tell you! A conspiracy to keep us all guessing!
But fret no more, intrepid diner! Through the power of the internet (and the bravery of people logging their meals on calorie counting websites), we can glean some valuable intel.
Here's the lowdown: Texas Roadhouse's Grilled Salmon seems to hover in the $13 to $18 range. However, prices can vary depending on location. Think of it like a game of Texas Hold 'Em, but instead of chips, you're betting on salmon prices (and hopefully winning a delicious hand).
Armed with Knowledge (and Maybe a Credit Card)
So, the next time you find yourself wrestling with this financial fishy question, you're armed with knowledge! Head on down to Texas Roadhouse, with a smile and maybe a stretchy waistband, and be prepared to face your salmon destiny!
Pro Tip: While you're there, ask about their daily specials. You never know, you might snag that mermaid melody at a discount and have enough leftover for a slice of that legendary Texas Roadhouse brownie (because, let's be real, that's the real prize).
