So, You Wanna Be a Chicago Soho House High Roller? Buckle Up Buttercup, It Ain't Cheap
Let's face it, Chicago ain't exactly crawling with palm trees and poolside cabanas (although trust me, we make the best of those brutal winters). But what we do have is Soho House Chicago, a swanky members' club that's all the rage. Think rooftop pool parties, swanky restaurants, and hobnobbing with the city's creative elite (or at least those who can afford the entry fee).
But before you dust off your yacht captain's hat (because, let's be real, that's the only way you're affording a yacht in Chicago), the question on everyone's mind is: how much does this fancy club cost?
The Great Soho House Chicago Price Reveal (prepare to be slightly nauseated)
Alright, alright, I'll spill the tea. Soho House Chicago offers two main membership tiers, and let me tell you, they ain't for the faint of wallet. Here's the breakdown:
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Local House Membership: This is your "basic" Soho House membership, perfect for the casual hobnobber (emphasis on casual). It'll set you back a cool $612.50 per quarter, which translates to roughly $204.17 a month. But hey, at least you get access to all the club's amenities, like the rooftop pool (perfect for pretending you're in Miami), the gym (to justify all those fancy cocktails), and a never-ending supply of hors d'oeuvres (because free food is the best kind of food, fight me on this).
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Every House Membership: Now we're talking! This bad boy grants you access to ALL the Soho Houses around the world. Imagine sipping martinis in London, lounging poolside in Miami, and hobnobbing with Hollywood A-listers in Los Angeles (well, maybe not A-listers, but definitely some very interesting B-listers). But this global access comes with a global price tag: a whopping $2,800 a year. Ouch. That's like a small car payment, or a very large pile of deep dish pizzas (which, again, might be a better investment in Chicago).
So, is a Soho House Membership Worth It?
Honestly, that depends. If you're a social butterfly who thrives on fancy shindigs and hobnobbing with the city's glitterati, then maybe. But for the rest of us mere mortals, there are plenty of other ways to experience Chicago's vibrant culture scene. Think art walks in Wicker Park, free concerts in Millennium Park, or dive bar crawls in Wrigleyville (because sometimes the best connections are made over PBR, not poolside cabanas).
Ultimately, the decision is yours. But hey, if you do decide to take the plunge, just remember: there's no shame in setting up a GoFundMe campaign to help offset the cost. Just call it your "Chicago Soho House Dream Realization Fund."
