You Shall Not Pass! (Without Shelling Out Some Bucks): A Guide to George Washington Bridge Tolls
Ever stared longingly at the majestic George Washington Bridge, yearning for adventure on the other side, only to be reminded of the tollbooth monster lurking beneath its shadow? Fear not, intrepid traveler, for this guide will illuminate the path (and the cost) of conquering this passage.
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The Great Toll Divide: E-ZPass vs. Cash Cow
Let's face it, forking over cash feels about as outdated as dial-up internet these days. The George Washington Bridge, like most modern crossings, is a cashless zone. This means you'll need an E-ZPass (electronic toll collection device) to enjoy a smooth, beep-and-go experience. But don't fret, cash holdouts! There's a tolls-by-mail option, but be prepared for a bit of a surcharge (because let's be honest, convenience isn't free).
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Here's the skinny on the toll rates (as of May 2024):
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- E-ZPass Hero:
- Off-peak traveler (you beautiful soul): $13.38 (think weekdays before 6 am and after 8 pm, weekends are practically free reign!)
- Peak hour warrior (we get it, gotta hustle): $15.38 (weekdays 6-10 am and 4-8 pm, weekends get a midday bump from 11 am to 9 pm)
- Tolls-by-Mail Maverick: Brace yourself for a $17.63 whack.
Remember: These are one-way tolls, eastbound only. So, if you're planning a Thelma and Louise (minus the cliff-diving finale, please) adventure, double the cost!
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Toll Trivia: Because Knowledge is Power (and Saves You Money)
- Did you know: The Port Authority offers discounts for frequent flyers (or drivers, in this case). Check out their Port Authority Green Pass program for off-peak E-ZPass savings.
- Fun Fact: The George Washington Bridge wasn't always such a toll tyrant. In 1931, a mere 50 cents would get you across! (Inflation: the ultimate party pooper).
FAQ: Frequently Asked Frustrations (and How to Conquer Them)
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How to get an E-ZPass? Easy peasy! Head to the Port Authority website or visit a customer service center.
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How to check my E-ZPass balance? There's an app for that (and a website too!).
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How to avoid tolls altogether? Ferry⛴️ anyone? The scenic route might take longer, but it's a toll-free adventure!
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How to dispute a toll-by-mail charge? Contact the Port Authority. They're there to help (usually).
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How to impress my friends with George Washington Bridge knowledge? Drop that 1931 toll price fact we mentioned earlier. Instant conversational gold!
So, there you have it! With a little planning and this handy guide, you'll be cruising over the George Washington Bridge like a toll-paying pro. Now get out there and explore!
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