So You Think You Can Handle Florida? A Deep Dive (Maybe Not That Deep) into the Sunshine State's H2O Obsession
Florida. The Sunshine State. Land of oranges, alligators, and retirees living their best life. But here's the thing most postcards forget to mention: Florida's got a bit of a watery obsession. We're talking beaches that stretch for miles, crystal-clear springs, and enough swamps to make your inner swamp monster do a happy dance. But just how much water are we talking about? Buckle up, because we're about to dive in (metaphorically, of course. Alligators are territorial).
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Turns out, Florida is about 18.5% water. That means for every 100 square miles of Florida, about 18.5 are covered in refreshing, alligator-filled (okay, maybe not everywhere) bliss. That's a whopping 12,133 square miles of liquid sunshine!
Here's the real kicker: Florida isn't exactly symmetrical. The peninsula juts out into the Atlantic like a thumb itching for a high five, so most of that water is on the state's fringes. That means some parts of Florida feel very "beachy," while others are more "landlubber."
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So, what does this all mean for you, the intrepid explorer of the Sunshine State? Well, it depends on where you're headed.
- Coastal Connoisseur: If your idea of a good time involves building sandcastles and arguing with seagulls over French fries, then head straight for the east or west coast. Beaches galore await!
- Freshwater Fanatic: More of a lake-lounging kind of person? Florida's got you covered (literally, with all that rain). Head inland and explore the state's many freshwater havens.
Important Note: No matter where you go in Florida, always remember: respect the wildlife. Don't feed the alligators (or the grumpy old man yelling about his shuffleboard game).
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FAQ: How to Survive Florida's Wet and Wild Ways
How to avoid getting soaked during a Florida downpour? Embrace the rain! Pack a colorful poncho and pretend you're starring in your own rom-com.
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How to stay cool in all that sunshine? Sunscreen is your BFF. Also, strategically placed palm trees offer excellent shade opportunities.
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How to tell the difference between a lake and an alligator swamp? If it looks murky and has eyes following you, it's probably best to admire it from afar.
How to avoid tourist traps? Ask the locals! They'll point you towards the hidden gems, the best places to grab a key lime pie, and the secret alligator wrestling rings (okay, maybe not that last one).
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How to have the ultimate Florida experience? Relax, soak up the sun (safely, of course!), and don't be afraid to embrace the weird. Florida's got a wild side, and that's part of what makes it so much fun.
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