The Great Houston Downpour: Did it Rain Sideways or Upward?
Ah, Houston. The city that practically runs on humidity and boasts a love affair with all things fried. But here's the thing about Houston – it also has a bit of a dramatic side, especially when it comes to weather.
So, let's talk about yesterday, shall we? The day that Houston's drainage system went on a much-needed vacation (and by vacation, I mean it probably short-circuited hiding under a desk somewhere).
They Said There Would Be Rain...They Just Didn't Mention How Much Rain
Weather forecasters are a funny bunch. They like to use terms like "scattered showers" and "chance of rain." Yesterday? Let's call it a "tropical deluge monsoon situation." Because folks, it rained. And it rained some more. We're talking rain so heavy, Noah probably took a peek out the ark window and said, "Whoa, maybe things weren't so bad after all."
Here's the gist: Some parts of Houston saw a gentle 1-3 inches. Others? Well, let's just say they were chilling in a personal swimming pool formerly known as their street. We're talking 4-6 inches of rain, with some lucky (or unlucky?) ducks enjoying a cool 8-11 inch downpour.
Houston vs. The Floodwaters: A Neverending Battle
Houston and floodwaters have a bit of a "will they, won't they" relationship. It happens like clockwork – it rains a bunch, streets turn into rivers, and everyone pretends to be surprised. Yesterday was no different. Our trusty bayous became raging torrents, threatening to carry away anything not bolted down (and maybe even some things that were).
But hey, at least we can all take comfort in knowing that Houston's unique blend of optimism and ingenuity will see us through. Besides, how else are you supposed to test out your new inflatable flamingo pool float?
Side note: For those of you who spent yesterday white-knuckling it through flooded streets in a kayak, don't worry, you're not alone. Consider it your own personal Houston baptism.
So, How Much Rain Did Houston Get Yesterday? Enough.
Look, there's no sugarcoating it. Houston got soaked. But hey, at least the cockroaches are well-hydrated, right? In all seriousness, though, yesterday was a reminder of the power of Mother Nature. Here's to hoping the sun peeks out soon, because let's be honest, Houston does not do drizzle. We go big or go home (or float away in an inflatable flamingo).
