Did it Rain in Los Angeles This Week? The Tinseltown Tearjerker Edition
Ah, Los Angeles. The land of sunshine, movie stars, and...well, not exactly known for its weeping skies. But hey, even Hollywood needs a good cry once in a while, right? So, the question on everyone's sun-kissed lips: did the City of Angels finally get its rain quota this week?
Hold onto your pool noodles, folks, because the answer is...drumroll please...
It depends.
Yes, that riveting answer that left reality TV producers shaking their heads. Los Angeles rain is like a celebrity sighting – sometimes you see it splashed across the news, other times you swear it was just a figment of your imagination.
Let's Get Down to the Nitty-Gritty (or Should We Say, the Slightly Damp Nitty-Gritty?):
Here's the thing: according to official weather reports (which, let's be honest, can be about as reliable as a reality TV romance), Los Angeles County saw zilch, nada, absolutely no rain in the last 24 hours. We're talking drier than a movie award acceptance speech after the teleprompter cuts out.
But wait! There's more!
If you ventured into the mountains surrounding LA, well, then you might have needed an umbrella. Some areas, like Big Rock Mesa (because of course it's named Big Rock Mesa), saw a whopping 0.00 inches of rain this week. That's right, folks, enough rain to dampen a single grain of sand.
So, What Does This Mean for Us Parched Angelenos?
Fear not, friends! There's always next week, right? Maybe then we'll see a real downpour, the kind that washes away the remnants of last night's overpriced tacos and actually makes the news because, well, it'll be a miracle.
In the meantime, we can all take comfort in the fact that our car washes are thriving, our lawns are conveniently pre-browned for that "natural" look, and our chances of getting rained on during a movie premiere are still statistically slim.
Stay tuned, folks. This weather report is brought to you by the Department of Eternal Sunshine (and the slight hope of a rogue sprinkle).
