The Great San Francisco Sponge Bath: How Much Rain Did We Actually Get?
Ah, San Francisco. The city by the bay... that occasionally forgets it's by the bay and gets completely soaked. This past weekend was a prime example. We're talking rain so relentless, Noah would've been like "Dudes, maybe take it down a notch with the whole ark thing." But hey, at least our gardens are happy, right?
So, the burning question on everyone's wind-whipped, slightly-pruny fingertips: just how much rain did we endure? Buckle up, because the answer is both impressive and slightly terrifying.
QuickTip: Read with curiosity — ask ‘why’ often.
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| How Much Rain Did San Francisco Get Over The Weekend |
They Said Drizzle, We Got Deluge: The Downpour Details
According to the official rain measurers (yes, that's a real job, don't even question it), San Francisco received a whopping 2.02 inches of rain over the weekend. That might not sound like much, but trust us, when it's coming down sideways for 48 hours straight, it feels like living in a carwash.
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Here's a breakdown of the damp drama, by the hour:
QuickTip: Focus more on the ‘how’ than the ‘what’.
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- Friday Night Fever: A light sprinkle to bless (or perhaps foreshadow) your weekend plans.
- Saturday Soaktacular: The real party started, with a steady downpour that turned streets into rivers (of the non-chocolate variety, sorry).
- Sunday Slog: The rain eased up a bit, but not enough to ditch the raincoat. More like a "damp day chic" kind of vibe.
Important Note: These are averages for the city. Let's be honest, San Francisco's geography is hillier than a rollercoaster on tequila. Some neighborhoods probably got enough rain to fill a swimming pool, while others might be wondering if the whole thing was just a mass hallucination.
QuickTip: Pay close attention to transitions.
So Much Rain, It's Practically Aquatic: Fun Facts (Because We All Need a Laugh)
- Fact #1: Goldfish were seen attempting to migrate from storm drains to the Pacific Ocean. Keyword: attempting.
- Fact #2: Cable cars briefly converted to paddle boats. Unfortunately, the tourists were less than impressed.
- Fact #3: Sea lions were spotted sunbathing... on Lombard Street. Hey, gotta find the dry spots where you can.
You've Got Questions, We've Got (Hopefully) Answers: Rain FAQ
Alright, alright, enough with the silliness. Here are some quick answers to your most pressing post-rain ponderings:
How to:
- Defrost your fridge? Just kidding, it probably wasn't that cold. But if it was, unplug it and let the ice melt naturally. Patience is key, people.
- Turn your frown upside down? Sunshine is coming, we promise! In the meantime, hot cocoa and funny cat videos are excellent mood-boosters.
- Avoid rogue puddles still lurking on the streets? Invest in some rainboots, my friend. They're the ultimate San Francisco fashion statement (besides sourdough starter stains, of course).
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