Los Angeles Rain: A Tale of Two Cities (or More Like a Desert Oasis and a Sprinkle)
Ah, Los Angeles. Land of sunshine, celebrities, and... surprisingly little rain? If you're picturing yourself getting swept away in a monsoon while dodging Ryan Gosling on an umbrella-jousting date, well, buckle up for a reality check that's drier than a California poppy in August.
So, How Much Rain Does This Rainy-Isn't-Really-Rainy City Get?
Los Angeles exists in a state of perpetual "will-it-or-won't-it-rain" purgatory. The average annual rainfall? A measly 12-ish inches. That's less than a rogue sprinkler malfunction. For comparison, your average puddle in Seattle laughs at that number.
Here's the kicker: most of that rain falls between November and April. The rest of the year? You're looking at skies bluer than a Smurf's buttcrack.
The Great Los Angeles Rain Dance: A How-To Guide (Because Apparently We Need Help)
Look, it doesn't rain much here. We get it. But sometimes, even Californians crave a little precipitation action. So, if you're feeling parched and want to tempt the weather gods, here's your not-so-scientific guide:
- Dust off your raincoat. This might be the only time you see it this year, so cherish the moment.
- Stock up on bread and milk. Because apparently, that's what everyone does when a single raindrop dares to fall.
- Perform a rain dance. The effectiveness is highly debatable, but hey, it'll make for a good Instagram story.
- Bribe the weatherman with avocado toast. It's the official food of California, so maybe it'll work?
Disclaimer: There's no guarantee this will bring rain. But hey, at least you'll have a delicious snack while you wait.
But Wait, There's More! (Because There Always Is in LA)
Don't despair, fellow drought-dwellers! Here are some unexpected perks of LA's lack of rain:
- No more umbrella battles on crowded sidewalks.
- Sun-kissed skin year-round (hello, Vitamin D!).
- Never having to deal with rogue puddles ruining your shoes.
- Pretending you live in a permanent music video because it never rains on those, right?
So, there you have it. Los Angeles rain: it's a rare and precious commodity, like a parking spot on Melrose or a smile from a Hollywood producer. But hey, who needs rain when you have sunshine, celebrities, and the constant threat of mudslides? (Okay, maybe skip that last one.)
