The Great San Francisco Rain Caper: Did it Rain or Didn't It?
Ah, San Francisco rain. As dependable as a rogue sea lion stealing your sourdough from a park bench. You never quite know what you're going to get. So, has it rained this year? Buckle up, because this weather story is more dramatic than a Karl the Fog impersonator convention.
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Act I: The Drizzle Debacle (October - December)
Let's just say things started off...dry. Like, "dust bunnies rolling tumbleweeds across Lombard Street" dry. San Francisco cried a collective tear the size of a Mission Dolores burrito that December offered more holiday cheer than precipitation.
Breaking News: Local squirrels resort to gambling for puddles.
Tip: Don’t skip — flow matters.
Act II: January Joust (January - February)
Then, BAM! Mother Nature remembered she had a city by the bay to sprinkle on. January and February brought the rain like a long-lost friend at your door with a soaked suitcase. "Sorry I'm late," she says, "traffic was a nightmare." We're talking torrential downpours, overflowing gutters, and enough wind to convince your Golden Gate Bridge impression skills were finally award-worthy.
Headline: Tourists spotted using cable car grips as makeshift umbrellas.
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Act III: The Great Maybe (March - May)
March rolled in like a fickle friend. One day it would be sunshine so bright it could blind a seagull, the next, a rogue sprinkle shower that would leave you questioning your entire existence. April? Don't even get us started. May? So far, it's holding its breath.
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Expert Opinion: "Is it raining? It depends on which way the wind is blowing and if you forgot your umbrella at home," says Local Dog Walker, shivering in a rain jacket despite the sunshine.
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So, How Much Rain Did We Get?
Well, that depends on who you ask. The weatherman says it's above average, the parched California earth says "not enough!", and the local car wash attendants are probably doing the rain dance as we speak.
The Verdict: San Francisco's rain this year has been a rollercoaster ride. We've had epic downpours, enough sunshine to rival Miami, and enough weather whiplash to make Karl the Fog seasick. But hey, at least it's not boring, right?
Tip: Don’t rush — enjoy the read.
P.S. If you see a cloud with a suspicious bulge, it might just be San Francisco's rain allotment for the rest of the year. Run for cover!
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