The Great Pennsylvania Snowmageddon of... May 27th? (Spoiler Alert: It Wasn't)
Did you wake up this morning expecting to shovel your driveway and build a snowman out of your car? If you live in Pennsylvania and answered yes, then you might be suffering from a case of serious calendar confusion! Because let's be honest, folks, it's May 28th, and the only thing "snowing" outside is pollen.
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But Wait, There's More (Weather-Related Puns)!
Now, before you write us off as a completely unreliable source of information (although, let's be real, who checks the weather in May?), here's the thing: Pennsylvania did get hammered with a winter wonderland recently. But fear not, history buffs, it wasn't some kind of time-warping weather anomaly. It all happened back in February, when Punxsutawney Phil clearly lied to us all about an early spring (thanks, Phil, you furry little fibber).
We're talking epic snowfalls, with some areas like the Poconos recording a whopping 14.5 inches. Imagine, folks, building a snow fort in February! Bliss.
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However, for those of you currently yearning for a snowball fight, we recommend embracing the joys of summer (like pretending your air conditioner is a personal blizzard).
FAQ: How to Deal with Your Post-Snow Day Blues (Because Apparently That's a Thing)
- How to channel your inner snowman architect? Grab some beach towels and build a magnificent sandcastle!
- How to pretend you're having a snowball fight? Grab some crumpled up paper and have an epic office war (just make sure your boss isn't looking).
- How to relive the joy of sledding? Hit the water park! The thrill of a water slide might just be the next best thing.
- How to use up all that leftover hot cocoa mix? Chocolate brownies, anyone?
- How to avoid future disappointment from Punxsutawney Phil? Invest in a good pair of sunglasses. You'll need them to shield your eyes from all that glaring sunshine.
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