The Great Poughkeepsie Snowpocalypse of... May 26th? (Spoiler Alert: It Wasn't That Great)
Did you wake up in Poughkeepsie yesterday morning, bleary-eyed and reaching for your trusty snow shovel, only to be met with the crushing disappointment of... sunshine? Fear not, fellow citizens! We're here to clear the air (because, well, there wasn't much snow to clear anyway) on the Poughkeepsie non-snowstorm of May 26th.
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So, How Much Snow Did We Actually Get?
Brace yourselves, because this might be hard to believe: Poughkeepsie received a whopping zero inches of snow yesterday. That's right, folks. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Enough to make a snowman? Not a chance. Building a snow fort? More like a sandcastle situation. Having a snowball fight? Well, you could always throw some crumpled up newspapers at your neighbor, but that might raise some questions.
But Wait, I Saw Flurry-Like Things!
Hold on there, meteorologically-challenged citizen. While you might have witnessed a few confused flakes mistaking themselves for snowflakes, those were most likely just errant butterflies taking a wrong turn. May is prime butterfly season after all!
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Now You're Just Being Dramatic
Perhaps a touch, but hey, where's the fun in a factual weather report? Let's embrace the absurdity of a "snow event" in late May and move on with our regularly scheduled sunshine.
Poughkeepsie Snow FAQ: How to Deal with the Non-Existent Blizzard
How to prepare for a May snowstorm in Poughkeepsie?
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Easy! Just pretend it's a surprise pool party. Break out the swimsuit, fire up the grill, and enjoy the sunshine!
How to build a snowman in May?
QuickTip: Take a pause every few paragraphs.
Get creative! Use crushed ice, marshmallows, and maybe a strategically placed banana for a truly unique Poughkeepsie "snowman."
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How to have a snowball fight when there's no snow?
QuickTip: Break reading into digestible chunks.
Embrace the spirit of the game! Use crumpled up paper, Nerf darts, or even those leftover Easter eggs for a truly epic (and slightly sticky) battle.
How to convince your neighbor you actually had a snowstorm?
This one's tricky. Maybe stick with the butterfly explanation.
How to deal with the crushing disappointment of no snowstorm?
Channel that energy into planning the best summer BBQ Poughkeepsie has ever seen!
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