Texas Snow Update: Winter is Coming (Maybe)
How much snow is Texas getting? Well, that depends on how you measure "snow" and "Texas."
According to official sources (me), Texas is expecting a whopping 2 inches of snow. But let's be real, Texas weather is about as predictable as a tumbleweed in a tornado. Disclaimer: This forecast may be entirely fictional. Please consult a meteorologist who may or may not be wearing cowboy boots.
The Real Texan Unit: Whataburger Wrappers
Now, if we're talking real measurements here, we gotta talk Whataburger wrappers. In Texas, a snowstorm is measured by the number of Whataburger wrappers you can use to sled down your driveway. And by that measure, we're expecting a blizzard of epic proportions – a whopping 3 Whataburger wrappers suitable for sledding!
Important Winter Texan Tips:
Here are some friendly tips for Texans braving this snowpocalypse:
- Break out the shorts and flip-flops. It's a Texas tradition!
- If you must go outside, substitute milk with sweet tea for superior ice melting. Sweet tea, after all, is practically the official drink of Texas.
- And lastly, remember - everything's bigger in Texas, including the chance of a surprise snowstorm (or not). So stay frosty, Texas!
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