The Washington Commanders: Sold for More Than They're Worth Their Weight in Hogs (Probably)
Ah, the Washington Commanders. A team steeped in history, controversy, and... well, sometimes questionable play calls. But one thing's for sure: they recently changed hands for a whole lotta moolah.
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So, how much moolah exactly?
We're talking a cool $6.05 BILLION. That's with a B, folks. For that kind of money, you could buy a small island, a lifetime supply of curly fries, or maybe even finally get FedEx Field upgraded past the era of flip phones.
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Who coughed up this small fortune?
Enter Josh Harris, billionaire extraordinaire and co-owner of the Philadelphia 76ers. Yes, you read that right. The man is now the proud owner of both a basketball team and a football team - just call him the King of Cheese Steaks and Pigskins! Joining Harris is the legendary Magic Johnson, because apparently everyone wants a piece of the Commanders pie (or should we say, burgundy and gold pie?).
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But seriously, why so much?
There are a few reasons. The NFL is a money-making machine, and owning a team is like owning a license to print your own cash (with slightly more complicated tax implications). The Washington D.C. market is huge, and the potential for growth is even bigger. Plus, who wouldn't want to be the guy who finally brings a winning season back to Washington? (Just don't tell the fans we said that.)
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Here's the TL;DR (Too Long; Didn't Read) for those of you skimming:
- Washington Commanders sold for a record-breaking $6.05 billion.
- New ownership group led by Josh Harris (co-owner of the 76ers) and Magic Johnson.
- Everyone's hoping this is the start of a new winning era for the team.
Frequently Asked Questions (Because Let's Face It, You Probably Have Some)
How to celebrate this momentous occasion? Crack open a cold one (or your beverage of choice) and dream of future playoff runs.
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How to get a piece of the action (without spending billions)? Try your luck at fantasy football or invest in some team merchandise (though maybe wait until they win a Super Bowl before you buy that commemorative jersey).
How to convince Josh Harris to bring back the name "Redskins"? Let's move on, friend. We're in a new era.
How to explain this to your significant other who doesn't care about football? Just say it was a real estate deal involving an entertainment complex. They'll never know the difference.
How to get rich quick so you too can buy an NFL team? Unfortunately, there's no guaranteed path to billionaire status. But hey, you can always try that lottery ticket you've been holding onto!
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