The Burning Question: Unveiling the Dallas Cowboys Kicker's Age (Maybe)
Ah, the Dallas Cowboys kicker. The man of mystery (well, at least a little bit mysterious). His leg booms with power, his kicks sail through the uprights, but one question continues to linger in the minds of Cowboys fans: just how old is this guy?
Fear not, brave football fans, for we delve into the thrilling world of kicker chronology.
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How Old Is The Dallas Cowboys Kicker |
The Answer, Revealed (Kind Of)
Alright, alright, so we can't spill all the state secrets here. But, thanks to the wonders of the internet (and some, ahem, educated guesses), we can estimate that the Dallas Cowboys kicker, the incredible Brandon Aubrey, is currently 28 years old.
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Wait, There's More!
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Hold your horses, there's a twist! This is just an estimate, folks. The true magic of age is that it's just a number, especially for a kicker with a cannon for a leg. What truly matters is that he's putting points on the board and sending those pigskins soaring through the goalposts!
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So You're Saying...
We're saying that the mystery of the Dallas Cowboys kicker's age might not be entirely solved, but hey, that's half the fun! The important thing is, he's young, he's talented, and he's got a bright future in Dallas.
So there you have it, folks. The thrilling saga of the kicker's age continues (or maybe it ends here, who knows?). One thing's for sure, though: America's Team's got a leg up on the competition with this young gun behind them!