The Great Texans Quarterback Age Mystery: Is He Ancient or Just Wise?
Ah, the Houston Texans quarterback. A position shrouded in mystery, almost as much mystery as those leftover donuts at the back of the break room (are they really from this week?). This season, especially, has Texans fans scratching their heads about their signal caller. But one question seems to be on everyone's mind: just how old is this guy?
Breaking Down the Detectives:
We've got a few prime suspects on the Texans quarterback roster:
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The Rookie with the Cannon: C.J. Stroud This young gun fresh outta Ohio State has got everyone excited. But is he old enough to shave yet? We may never know, but his throws sure are impressive.
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The Veteran Backup: Case Keenum Now, Case Keenum is a seasoned citizen of the NFL. He's seen it all, from playoff runs to...well, backing up other quarterbacks. With his experience, though, comes the wisdom of ten thousand NFL handoffs. Just don't ask him to decipher those hieroglyphics on the back of the playbook.
So, How Old is the Starting QB?
This is where things get interesting. We can't exactly raid the Texans locker room and check birth certificates (although, that might make for an entertaining reality show). But fear not, intrepid Texans fan! Through the power of the internet (and some good old fashioned research), we've determined the following:
- C.J. Stroud: A youthful 22 years old. This kid's got more years ahead of him than a politician in office!
- Case Keenum: A respectable 36 years old. Not quite ready for AARP discounts, but definitely closer to Medicare than Pop Warner.
The Verdict: Houston Texans Quarterback Age is a Spectrum
There you have it, folks! The answer, like many things in life, isn't a simple number. The Texans have a quarterback cupboard stocked with both fresh-faced rookies and grizzled veterans. Who knows? Maybe they'll even tap into the fountain of youth and bring back a young Matt Schaub.
One thing's for sure, though: Texans fans are in for an exciting ride watching these quarterbacks sling the pigskin. Just remember, age ain't nothin' but a number, especially when you're throwing touchdown passes!
