Mike McCarthy: Aging Like a Fine Wine...Or Maybe a Slightly Moldy Cheese?
Ah, the Dallas Cowboys. America's Team™. They've got the glitz, the glamour, and of course, the question that plagues every fan at least once a season: just how old is their head coach, Mike McCarthy?
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Theories abound:
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- Is he secretly the fountain of youth itself? He's been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth, coaching greats like Brett Favre and witnessing the glory days of disco. Maybe he discovered the secret to eternal youth under that giant Jerry Jones statue outside the stadium.
- Did he make a deal with a mischievous genie? Unlimited Super Bowl wins in exchange for an eternally youthful face but a slowly aging body that occasionally gets him stuck in the laundry chute? We wouldn't put it past Jerry Jones' negotiating tactics.
But fear not, curious Cowboys fans! We've got the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the slightly-less-interesting truth:
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Mike McCarthy was born on November 10th, 1963. Do the math yourself (we won't make you work for your existential dread), but that puts him somewhere in the ballpark of...a very well-maintained 60 years old.
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Look, 60 isn't bad! It's practically the new 40 these days. He's probably got more wisdom than a fortune cookie factory, and enough coaching experience to write a thesis on the history of the Hail Mary pass.
Here's the real question: can Mike McCarthy guide the Dallas Cowboys to the promised land (or at least a divisional win) before he qualifies for a senior discount at the local diner? Only time, and maybe a little bit of magic Jerry dust, will tell.
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