Severide's Age: A Chicago Fire Mystery More Baffling Than A Five-Alarm Chili Cookoff Gone Wrong
Ah, Kelly Severide. Ladies' man extraordinaire, firehouse prankster, and the guy who always seems to find himself tangled in situations that make even Herrmann raise an eyebrow. But one question has plagued Chicago Fire fans for years: just how old is this intrepid lieutenant?
The Search for Severide's Birth Certificate: A Case Colder Than Mouch's Fridge
We've got clues, folks, but nothing concrete. Here's what we know:
- Academy Ace: Severide graduated top of his class, becoming the youngest ever to make Squad at a sprightly 23. That achievement puts his birth year somewhere in the late 1980s.
- Birthday Blues: There's a whisper of a January birthday mentioned in a past season. January of what year, you ask? crickets
Theories Wild Enough to Make Otis Blush
- The Benjamin Button of Firehouse 51: Severide ages in reverse, explaining his youthful good looks and ever-increasing daredevilry. This theory is firmly supported by the fact that he can outrun a speeding truck...sometimes.
- Government Experiment Gone Right (Mostly): Severide is a secret government bio-engineered firefighter, infused with ageless Captain America serum. This explains his unwavering heroism and questionable fashion choices (seriously, those vests).
The Shocking Truth (Maybe)
Here's the most likely scenario: Severide's age is a mystery because the writers like to keep us guessing. It allows him to be both a grizzled veteran firefighter and a charming young buck, all depending on the episode.
In Conclusion: Embrace the Mystery
So, how old is Severide? That, my friends, is the million-dollar question. Until the writers decide to enlighten us, we're left to speculate and enjoy the ride. In the meantime, one thing's for sure: age ain't nothing but a number, especially when you're saving lives and looking that good in fire gear.
